Ben Shapiro (he/him)
@benshapi.ro
Full Time: Prof @ University of Washington
Part Time: Butcher of J'Gal
Part Time: Butcher of J'Gal
Go home, Siri. You’re drunk.
November 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Go home, Siri. You’re drunk.
Today I learned that my wife is the wonderful person she is because of Tylenol. That rules!
September 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Today I learned that my wife is the wonderful person she is because of Tylenol. That rules!
When you’ve got a meeting with three guys named Matt, there’s only one thing you can call the meeting.
September 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
When you’ve got a meeting with three guys named Matt, there’s only one thing you can call the meeting.
Politicians: they’re just like us!
September 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Politicians: they’re just like us!
Newt cannot marry the Xenomorph but the Xenomorph can give Callista away #ResponsibleAI
August 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Newt cannot marry the Xenomorph but the Xenomorph can give Callista away #ResponsibleAI
Dude riding a Xenomorph carousel is cool tho
August 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Dude riding a Xenomorph carousel is cool tho
Nova Canvas will not allow me to make a Xenomorph care for FDR in his wheelchair, or to make a Xenomorph bowl with Nixon. But it will allow this.
August 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Nova Canvas will not allow me to make a Xenomorph care for FDR in his wheelchair, or to make a Xenomorph bowl with Nixon. But it will allow this.
Did you also catch the “Tijuana Style” Berlin Döner?
June 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Did you also catch the “Tijuana Style” Berlin Döner?
Here I was, thinking @aeraedresearch.bsky.social had moved beyond gender binaries, but no….
June 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Here I was, thinking @aeraedresearch.bsky.social had moved beyond gender binaries, but no….
<Ralph Wiggum Voice>I’m a category theorist now</Wiggum>
May 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
<Ralph Wiggum Voice>I’m a category theorist now</Wiggum>
Representing the real first American Pope, Saint Lenny.
May 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Representing the real first American Pope, Saint Lenny.
VFlex teaching mafia rise up!
April 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
VFlex teaching mafia rise up!
Deutsche Bank says about a third of Americans have zero or *negative* non-home wealth.
April 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Deutsche Bank says about a third of Americans have zero or *negative* non-home wealth.
I’ve decided that my vice for 2025 is gonna be drinking as much of this stuff as I want
January 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’ve decided that my vice for 2025 is gonna be drinking as much of this stuff as I want
Die Hard/Dogma double feature is perfect. The soundtracks even flow together. #CatholicismWow
December 25, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Die Hard/Dogma double feature is perfect. The soundtracks even flow together. #CatholicismWow
Watching our favorite Christmas movie
December 7, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Watching our favorite Christmas movie
Today’s pedagogical innovation:
Replace “subgoals” with “concepts of your plan.”
Replace “subgoals” with “concepts of your plan.”
October 2, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Today’s pedagogical innovation:
Replace “subgoals” with “concepts of your plan.”
Replace “subgoals” with “concepts of your plan.”
My dog’s name is Josh. Gonna be funny if the VP has his name.
July 23, 2024 at 1:53 AM
My dog’s name is Josh. Gonna be funny if the VP has his name.
Re-watching Hunger Games and just saw the scene where Snow bombs a hospital because some people inside had associated with a rebel and well I’m glad that has nothing in common with current events.
May 25, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Re-watching Hunger Games and just saw the scene where Snow bombs a hospital because some people inside had associated with a rebel and well I’m glad that has nothing in common with current events.
Where you gonna run to?
January 3, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Where you gonna run to?
