It's so funny in Dead documentaries somebody will be like "they'd get on stage and ANYTHING could happen" and it just so happened to, without fail, always be shuffly blues rock.

It’s weird that people keep campaigning for—and winning—jobs they aren’t qualified for and will only do with visible contempt.

The problem it solves isn’t a lack of creativity in the world. The problem it solves is that not all creativity is profitable for the asshole cabal.

“Come in! And go read better, man!”

All these super competitive assholes and meanwhile Joe Montana is over there figuring out he can call his wife on the sideline phone to say “hey guess where I am!”

On Twitter you were subject to the opinions of 14 year olds but on Bluesky, Canadians feel empowered to say they don’t want to be in a much worse country. Very vexing.

“We’ll wait for you, baby!”

None of this shit "I haven't seen it," you read it to Mike Johnson or Vance or whoever and tie it to their lecturing on not saying Charlie Kirk was a hatemonger

Even at the time, a song where someone promises to “bag you like some groceries” was pretty rare.

That’s ignoring all the work the Wayne Foundation does running orphanages and what not, and also the fact that Batman mostly fights the Joker, who has neither a systemic cause nor policy solution.