ben poindexter
@benpoindexter.bsky.social
serial killer. willing to sell @ for 30 dollars worth of playstation giftcards
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This is my first Halloween as a Catholic, so tonight I'm handing out the Body of Christ.
Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This is my first Halloween as a Catholic, so tonight I'm handing out the Body of Christ.
Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
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Okay but why does hittin' licks, hustlin' that gas, trappin' out the bandos, and snuffin' out the opps actually look kind of... FUN???? 😭
February 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Okay but why does hittin' licks, hustlin' that gas, trappin' out the bandos, and snuffin' out the opps actually look kind of... FUN???? 😭
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Just tried to explain Dan Hentschel to a female on Hinge... but to do that I had to explain Dril, The Onion, 2016 Internet, the "black and chinese" guy and even a bit of 4chan lore.
Came off as a total MK Ultra CIA psyop schizo lol... she ended up unmatching. 😂 Dudes rock.
Came off as a total MK Ultra CIA psyop schizo lol... she ended up unmatching. 😂 Dudes rock.
February 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Just tried to explain Dan Hentschel to a female on Hinge... but to do that I had to explain Dril, The Onion, 2016 Internet, the "black and chinese" guy and even a bit of 4chan lore.
Came off as a total MK Ultra CIA psyop schizo lol... she ended up unmatching. 😂 Dudes rock.
Came off as a total MK Ultra CIA psyop schizo lol... she ended up unmatching. 😂 Dudes rock.
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All this over some chocolates is crazy. 😭
(This is the example I was talking about. Thank you for your patience.)
(This is the example I was talking about. Thank you for your patience.)
January 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
All this over some chocolates is crazy. 😭
(This is the example I was talking about. Thank you for your patience.)
(This is the example I was talking about. Thank you for your patience.)
this app got soo many pedophiles on it 😭😭😭😂😂😂😫😭😫😭❤💔💔🐐💪🥵❤🐐💪🥵🐐😍🐐🐐☹☹💔
January 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
this app got soo many pedophiles on it 😭😭😭😂😂😂😫😭😫😭❤💔💔🐐💪🥵❤🐐💪🥵🐐😍🐐🐐☹☹💔
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BREAKING: Trump just pardoned Diddy according to this image. I think I'm gonna be sick...
January 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
BREAKING: Trump just pardoned Diddy according to this image. I think I'm gonna be sick...
no way
Para celebrar el aniversario de Fortnite Festival tendremos un nuevo paquete de íconos platino con los iconos del festival The Weeknd, Lady Gaga, Billie Eilish y Karol G! 🗣️
December 10, 2024 at 6:47 PM
no way
just got the og pass! shoutout my friend noah lopez AKA @dextuhmorgan.bsky.social for mailing me 10 dollars via pigeon to buy it! #fortnite #skulltrooper #WeAreTheWalkingDead
December 9, 2024 at 7:31 PM
just got the og pass! shoutout my friend noah lopez AKA @dextuhmorgan.bsky.social for mailing me 10 dollars via pigeon to buy it! #fortnite #skulltrooper #WeAreTheWalkingDead
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Spotify Wrapped "culture" is rather humorous.
"Look at me! I wasted 1,000 hours listening to (insert mumble rapper here)! Isn't that impressive?"
No, it's not. You know what's impressive? Appreciating the classics in a world full of trend-chasing fools.
"Look at me! I wasted 1,000 hours listening to (insert mumble rapper here)! Isn't that impressive?"
No, it's not. You know what's impressive? Appreciating the classics in a world full of trend-chasing fools.
December 4, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Spotify Wrapped "culture" is rather humorous.
"Look at me! I wasted 1,000 hours listening to (insert mumble rapper here)! Isn't that impressive?"
No, it's not. You know what's impressive? Appreciating the classics in a world full of trend-chasing fools.
"Look at me! I wasted 1,000 hours listening to (insert mumble rapper here)! Isn't that impressive?"
No, it's not. You know what's impressive? Appreciating the classics in a world full of trend-chasing fools.
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Last night's party was like a Smiling Friends episode! 🔥
- Poorly planned ⏳👀
- Uninteresting characters 🐐🐐
- Conversations that go nowhere 🎙️🗣️
- Too random for widespread or lasting appeal 💯😂
- Poorly planned ⏳👀
- Uninteresting characters 🐐🐐
- Conversations that go nowhere 🎙️🗣️
- Too random for widespread or lasting appeal 💯😂
November 29, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Last night's party was like a Smiling Friends episode! 🔥
- Poorly planned ⏳👀
- Uninteresting characters 🐐🐐
- Conversations that go nowhere 🎙️🗣️
- Too random for widespread or lasting appeal 💯😂
- Poorly planned ⏳👀
- Uninteresting characters 🐐🐐
- Conversations that go nowhere 🎙️🗣️
- Too random for widespread or lasting appeal 💯😂
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I am permanently switching to blue sky from the other site (😆) and am looking for mutuals! 19 he/him. im into:
-the walking dead
-marvel
-daredevil
-jujutsu kaisen
-nintendo (anything Nintendo really 🤣)
-dexter
-evil dead
-star wars
-one punch man
-one piece
-fortnite
and much more.
#promosky
-the walking dead
-marvel
-daredevil
-jujutsu kaisen
-nintendo (anything Nintendo really 🤣)
-dexter
-evil dead
-star wars
-one punch man
-one piece
-fortnite
and much more.
#promosky
November 21, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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I am permanently switching to blue sky from the other site (😆) and am looking for mutuals! 19 he/him. im into:
-the walking dead
-marvel
-daredevil
-jujutsu kaisen
-nintendo (anything Nintendo really 🤣)
-dexter
-evil dead
-star wars
-one punch man
-one piece
-fortnite
and much more.
#promosky
-the walking dead
-marvel
-daredevil
-jujutsu kaisen
-nintendo (anything Nintendo really 🤣)
-dexter
-evil dead
-star wars
-one punch man
-one piece
-fortnite
and much more.
#promosky
November 21, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I am permanently switching to blue sky from the other site (😆) and am looking for mutuals! 19 he/him. im into:
-the walking dead
-marvel
-daredevil
-jujutsu kaisen
-nintendo (anything Nintendo really 🤣)
-dexter
-evil dead
-star wars
-one punch man
-one piece
-fortnite
and much more.
#promosky
-the walking dead
-marvel
-daredevil
-jujutsu kaisen
-nintendo (anything Nintendo really 🤣)
-dexter
-evil dead
-star wars
-one punch man
-one piece
-fortnite
and much more.
#promosky
I cant use the website for the life of my great grandpa dude
November 15, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I cant use the website for the life of my great grandpa dude
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So I work at Mattel... we just had to apologize for mistakenly putting the URL of a PORN SITE on our new #Wicked toys... 🤦
I should have known something was up the moment I saw the URL, "GiantHugePenisSexSexSexSexEnormousPenisSex.penis"! 🤦 I SUCK at my job and HATE MY LIFE!!!
I should have known something was up the moment I saw the URL, "GiantHugePenisSexSexSexSexEnormousPenisSex.penis"! 🤦 I SUCK at my job and HATE MY LIFE!!!
November 11, 2024 at 5:26 PM
So I work at Mattel... we just had to apologize for mistakenly putting the URL of a PORN SITE on our new #Wicked toys... 🤦
I should have known something was up the moment I saw the URL, "GiantHugePenisSexSexSexSexEnormousPenisSex.penis"! 🤦 I SUCK at my job and HATE MY LIFE!!!
I should have known something was up the moment I saw the URL, "GiantHugePenisSexSexSexSexEnormousPenisSex.penis"! 🤦 I SUCK at my job and HATE MY LIFE!!!
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Made my comfort food today to take my mind off things. This is going to be a dark four years for all of us, but ESPECIALLY for me; RFK Jr. might try to ban my comfort food!
November 6, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Made my comfort food today to take my mind off things. This is going to be a dark four years for all of us, but ESPECIALLY for me; RFK Jr. might try to ban my comfort food!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #369,166!
September 20, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #369,166!
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September 9, 2024 at 1:14 PM