Ben Petitt
@benpetitt.bsky.social
It's the game that helped me define for my mom the word smegma.
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It's the game that helped me define for my mom the word smegma.
The cereal pieces that soak up extra Worcestershire sauce and get real salty as a result
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The cereal pieces that soak up extra Worcestershire sauce and get real salty as a result
What's the early verdict?
December 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What's the early verdict?
Exactly my reaction
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Exactly my reaction
She's just like me fr fr
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
She's just like me fr fr
IT'S SLOBBERING TIME
October 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
IT'S SLOBBERING TIME
Only if you pay the Ward
October 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Only if you pay the Ward
I think it's the art itself for me. I look at it and it doesn't excite me, and that feeling carries over to the card designs themselves as a result.
September 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I think it's the art itself for me. I look at it and it doesn't excite me, and that feeling carries over to the card designs themselves as a result.
My Demons is still one of my favorite songs
August 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My Demons is still one of my favorite songs
Obligatory Waffle House recommendation
August 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Obligatory Waffle House recommendation
Chainer's Torment sticks with me as a very solid read even twenty years later. Would recommend.
August 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Chainer's Torment sticks with me as a very solid read even twenty years later. Would recommend.
That's pretty much my experience. If people don't draw/play removal, she snowballs hard (Temur Battlecrier and Goreclaw being huge enablers). If they do, she costs eleven and I'm not really participating in the game. It's an accepted risk of playing the deck with the same people at this point.
August 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
That's pretty much my experience. If people don't draw/play removal, she snowballs hard (Temur Battlecrier and Goreclaw being huge enablers). If they do, she costs eleven and I'm not really participating in the game. It's an accepted risk of playing the deck with the same people at this point.
I built Eshki, but with the restriction that the deck is only creatures and lands. It's not the best version of the deck that it could be, and I still have to be aware of the power level simply because the Commander does that much. I love the deck, but I don't play it as much any more.
August 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I built Eshki, but with the restriction that the deck is only creatures and lands. It's not the best version of the deck that it could be, and I still have to be aware of the power level simply because the Commander does that much. I love the deck, but I don't play it as much any more.
That last line is so important. Keep up the good work :)
July 31, 2025 at 10:46 AM
That last line is so important. Keep up the good work :)
That's like half a Twisted Metal character
July 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
That's like half a Twisted Metal character
Proofreading tweets is his passion
July 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Proofreading tweets is his passion
Starting therapy is one of the best things I've done for myself. Everyone should have the opportunity if they want it.
July 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Starting therapy is one of the best things I've done for myself. Everyone should have the opportunity if they want it.
Lifeline is one of my favorite kitchen table Magic cards back from when I was in high school. So cool to see it in a modern deck list
July 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Lifeline is one of my favorite kitchen table Magic cards back from when I was in high school. So cool to see it in a modern deck list
"But what about"
No. Play more lands. Eat your veggies. Get to do the Thing.
No. Play more lands. Eat your veggies. Get to do the Thing.
July 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"But what about"
No. Play more lands. Eat your veggies. Get to do the Thing.
No. Play more lands. Eat your veggies. Get to do the Thing.
Obligatory Sam Reich. "We've been here the whole time"
July 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Obligatory Sam Reich. "We've been here the whole time"
Star is underrated for a multiplayer format. Need to knockout at most the same number of people to end a game, plus creates some interesting social decisions that aren't always present in standard EDH
July 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Star is underrated for a multiplayer format. Need to knockout at most the same number of people to end a game, plus creates some interesting social decisions that aren't always present in standard EDH
Dog hardware with cat software installed
July 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Dog hardware with cat software installed
So when you say Smash...
July 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
So when you say Smash...