bennyturner.bsky.social
@bennyturner.bsky.social
JPMorgan already cut ties with anti money laundering operations so this is a natural next step.
January 7, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Does this guy have anyone around him to love and enjoy time together? I know the answer but jeesh it is just sad.
December 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I want to go to there
December 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Johnson’s use of natural light as part of the storytelling was great. At various points rooms would darken and brighten and it’s so rare seeing that used so effectively anymore.
December 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Not to get on Steven’s bad side but late Mellencamp is better than late Springsteen. By a fairly wide margin.
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I had to click through a couple sports bettings ads to read the article but honestly the HOF can acknowledge his hits without inducting him.
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Looking forward to finding new things I’ve never heard of. I rely on you to keep me semi-attuned to new music.
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Bip!
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Reading the first now and it is taking so long because I keep giggling
December 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Player Piano by Vonnegut would be a great start
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My age was 93 because I went through a pretty strong Theolnius Monk phase in the spring.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Where does Joe Flacco go from here?
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The music in that game is so good.
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Money isn’t going to launder itself
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This was my most recent discworld book and I giggled for ten minutes after reading that passage.
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Thought sure this was @theonion.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
What in the Jesse plemmons?
October 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
First time I remember it was in the XFL. And everyone made fun of that league but since we’ve adopted the midgame interview and overhead cameras. “He Hate Me” style names on the backs will be here before 2030.
October 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Should have spent a little more and added an Anti Money Laundering department but that might cut into profit margins.
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’m already in line for Catan, the flamethrower.
October 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The way my wife talks about Devon sawa it seems to have worked.
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If I hit the MegaMillions do you think I’ll have enough cash to clean up the music licensing rights and finally get Ed released in some proper format?
October 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I know who his agent could be played by
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So you’re going to increase banking regulations, right?
a woman wearing a headband and ear muffs is looking at a man .
ALT: a woman wearing a headband and ear muffs is looking at a man .
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Harsh but fair
October 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM