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Benjamin Titus
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Basketball, toys, raising babies, Physics, jiu-jitsu,
Pro-bat propaganda, Active Listening 🇺🇸 🇹🇭
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Luke Kornet incensed that he’s not allowed to club Anthony Davis in the head with his whole arm.
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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We grubbin good tonight.
Some boiling water with some meat (fish?) balls and some white root vegetable. Yellow noodles boil beside. Yellow noodles boiling in a wok Bok Choi and bean sprouts ready to go Asian style bbq pork. Glazed and yummy
September 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Lil John? I only know of one Lil John 😑
A shot of an old local Cleveland favorite: Big Chuck & Lil John. A big guy sitting next to a short guy. The big guy is in jeans and a Cleveland Indians jacket, and the lil guy is also in jeans but is wearing an extravagant grey black and white sweater.a picture of a gorilla holding the shows banner and a spaceman are behind them.
September 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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September 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Eternal Inflation in meme form! 😃 #Physics
Eternal inflation represented by a meme. The picture is of Sisyphus who is labeled as quantum mechanics pushing a rock labeled Inflaton field up a slope. There is an arrow pointing towards the bottom and Hot Big Bang labeled above the arrow.
August 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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All I’ve wanted from the Jurassic Park / Jurassic World franchise over the last 20 years is so gosh darn feathers, but instead we get a mutant goblin Dino 😣
Sc me from the recent Jurassic World of some six armed mutant goblin dinosaur
August 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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A poster from the show X-Files that shows a UFO and the phrase “I want to believe”.
August 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I’ve always believed mono-black should be able to do whatever it wants, as long as it pays in blood, so I made this #Mtg card and I solemnly swear that if #WOTC were to be so generous as to print it, I’d be shelling packs like Fallen Empires just dropped and I just got done mowing 20 lawns.
Made up Magic the gathering card. Asymmetric Devotion. BBBB, instant. You may pay for life and sacrifice a black permanent rather than pay this spells Man cost. As an additional cost to cast the spell, reveal your hand. Exile target spell.
August 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Oh look, I found a floofy puppy 🥰 🦝 🐶
A floofy raccoon puppy looking back at me from behind a red wooden fence A floofer panda puppy of the trash variety An alarmed but still floofy urban panda puppy on my back deck
August 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Excuse me #mtgArena ? I would like to speak to the design team. No, I don’t care that they’re drunk, patch me through.
Oracle of the Alpha. Mtg card. 2U for a 2/3 flyer that “conjures” the power 9 into your library
August 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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A very boop-able snout on golden retriever
August 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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More like Cryoshitter, amiright? #mtg
Some dumbass blue card that’s boring af to play against. It’s called cryoshatter. 1 mana blue removal spell
July 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Employers when I tell them I can’t live off $15 an hour
Beauty and the Beast gif. The Beast screaming “then go ahead and starve”
July 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Your creatures are phased out.
My creatures are phased in.
We are not the same
Mtg card: March of Swirling Mist XU As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of blue cards from your hand. This spell costs 2 less to cast for each card exiled this way. Up to X target creatures phase out
July 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Mtg card: Japanese Junji the Midnight Sky
July 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Proud of my town Solon today for getting up and protesting the Warthog 🇺🇸
July 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
Tik-Tok from Wizard of Oz two tipping his cap to Dorothy
July 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I did jump back in and Standard is pretty fun right now 😃. What started as an attempt to make Neriv Heart of the Storm good, turned into a pretty decent mobilize deck
July 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Updated faster list #Mtg Standard Arena
July 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Jumped back into Standard today with a Mardu Mobilize deck. Had some fun things happen, but it’s not could enough to climb the #Mtg Arena ladder yet.
Mtg card: Mishra, Lost to Phyrexia Legendary Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Artificer 9/9 Whenever Mishra attacks choose 3 - Target opponent discard two cards Mishra deals three damage any target Destroy target artifact planes, Walker Creatures you can control gain medicine trap to end up turn Creatures you don’t control get minus one minus one until unturned Create two tapped power stone tokens Mtg Arena board state: winning player has 10024 life and I have -9984 life The have the cards Jumbo Cactuar and Arden the Usurper in play Mtg card Sephiroth one winged angel Legendary creature - angel nightmare avatar
July 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel
June 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Ca-Caw 🐦‍⬛ Ca-Caw #Mtg Arena
Winning board state on mtg arena. Aphemia the Cacophony is highlighted. The losing player has 9 creatures and the winning player has only two.
June 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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In light of this new stupid combo, I’m throwing the 4th Thoughtseize back in my demonic embrace deck when I play #Mtg Pioneer.
Sphinx’s Turelage 2U Enchantment Whenever you draw a card, target opponent, puts the top two cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard. If they’re both non-land cards that share color, repeat this process. 5U: draw a card, then discard a card The Water Crystal 2UU Legendary artifact Blue spells you cast cost one less to cast. If an opponent would mail one or more cards, they mail that many cards +4 instead. 4UU, tap: each opponent Miller’s cards equal to the number of cards in your hand.
June 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Just figured out some new #Mtg goofiness 😃
Mtg card: Jumbo Cactuar 5GG Whenever this creature attacks it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn 1/7 Mtg card: Greater Good 2GG Enchantment Sacrifice a creature: draw cards equal to the sacrificed creatures power, then choose a discard three cards Jace, Wielder of Mysteries 1UUUU Planeswalker If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead +1: target player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard. Draw a card. -8: draw seven cards. Then if your library has no cards in it, you win the game. 4 starting loyalty.
June 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Heard a commotion and went to see what the fuss was about and saw this chonky boi 🪶 perched on my house
A large raptor about to take flight off the roof of a house. Wings are pointed to the sky and back legs are extended having just shoved off into flight. The bird is brown on its tip and white under its wings and on its legs. I’d love it if someone ID’d it for me
June 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM