‘Carrots’, grasshopper, ‘carrots’. As welcome in a proper Cornish pasty as a chihuahua’s chuff in your face.

Oh, I think I’m having an org….oh, I just have.

That’s fabulous….👏👏👏👏👏 despite shortness of stature (look who’s talking) and propensity to smelliness and verbal farts, you are a decent ambassador for all things British. Hurrah sir ! (Was family involved in that shot?)

Now that’s the Spirit. Imagine ‘matron’ tucking you up with a nice mug of cocoa and some hobnobs? @richardtatham.bsky.social (careful now). How’s the Penticton Home Guard coming on? The yanks ‘don’t like it up ‘em ‘ remember (and they can’t dunk biscuits).