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im so tired, dude (they/them)

nature photography alt: @birdygesserit.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
six gay guys band stays winning
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
guess who's coming down with something
😉🕶️🤏
😎
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
better yet, it's like $6 at most. may not be exactly what you're looking for, but my fine, curly hair wouldn't survive the winter without it
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
this one is especially
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
hnnnngggghemdmmmph
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
just got hit with the employee appreciation pizza party, things are Looking Up 😎
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
my favorite little crackling electricity squirrel, no. 417, pachirisu
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
yeah! one of his dogs has/had heterochromia, just like him!
November 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
yes the blue jays lost and that sucks but we all won in the end because a whole new group of people was introduced to max scherzer, my terrifying babygirl, bulldog-fierce union advocate and negotiator, and animal adoption philanthropist of all time, ilu mad max
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
November 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
need help deciphering a Halloween costume seen on the metro: t-rex (possibly meant to be godzilla?) onesie but the dorsal spines were whataburger table number tents????????????
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
prayers up
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
gonna pop an edible and take the most mind-bending dump in the renovated lincoln bathroom
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i didn't feel like wearing my business clothes today bc none of my bosses are in, so i wore my snorlax sweatshirt, and look what walked up while i was waiting in line for donuts, love meeting celebrities on the street
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
i would die for him
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
he....he has a little milkbone...balanced on his nose....,.because he's such....a good boy..,,
October 31, 2025 at 11:07 AM
huh, if you search katamari damacy on google, and click on the katamari that appears on the upper left, you can roll up the contents of the search results
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i will never be able to do it all justice, but little man was Locked In and crocs were in Sport Mode
October 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
bought a blackberry pie from a farm stand today and when i say it is so good that it might singlehandedly save 2025 for me, holy smokes, literally me rn
October 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
it was autumnal as fuck today, went out, got to do a corn maze bc I bought some apples at a stand, they were the best apples ive ever eaten, adventured around central maryland with two 35mm cameras and took a bunch of double-exposures, saw a million hawks, the trees were ablaze with color, me rn
October 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
the blurb author
October 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
me: hmmm I want a funky lil half-frame 35mm camera. which one should I get

sexiest man ever born, ryuichi sakamoto: i have a few suggestions

me: tysm ryuichi sakamoto, wow
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM