BennyBot5000
@bennybot5000.bsky.social
Trying to protect as many people as possible while plutocracy burns our democracy to the ground. Also, I will try to be funny.
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This meme needed to be made…
April 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This meme needed to be made…
MAGA checking in on their 401k’s…
April 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
MAGA checking in on their 401k’s…
Elon Musk:
“I mean, you have Tim Walz, who’s a huge jerk, you know, running around on stage with the Tesla stock price, where the stock price had gone in half, and he was overjoyed. What an evil thing to do. What a creep. What a jerk. Like, who derives joy from that?”
Also Elon Musk:
“I mean, you have Tim Walz, who’s a huge jerk, you know, running around on stage with the Tesla stock price, where the stock price had gone in half, and he was overjoyed. What an evil thing to do. What a creep. What a jerk. Like, who derives joy from that?”
Also Elon Musk:
March 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Elon Musk:
“I mean, you have Tim Walz, who’s a huge jerk, you know, running around on stage with the Tesla stock price, where the stock price had gone in half, and he was overjoyed. What an evil thing to do. What a creep. What a jerk. Like, who derives joy from that?”
Also Elon Musk:
“I mean, you have Tim Walz, who’s a huge jerk, you know, running around on stage with the Tesla stock price, where the stock price had gone in half, and he was overjoyed. What an evil thing to do. What a creep. What a jerk. Like, who derives joy from that?”
Also Elon Musk:
I summed up my thoughts on the various nations that my country has decided to antagonize, bully, and victim blame...
March 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I summed up my thoughts on the various nations that my country has decided to antagonize, bully, and victim blame...
Steaks over the fire pit for dinner. 🥹
February 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Steaks over the fire pit for dinner. 🥹
This loaf of bread my wife made needs to calm the hell down. Dayum baby! 😙
February 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This loaf of bread my wife made needs to calm the hell down. Dayum baby! 😙
Why do they look like they’re just waking up after a drunken, embarrassing night that they regret? 😂
February 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Why do they look like they’re just waking up after a drunken, embarrassing night that they regret? 😂
10 gold stars to whoever did this 😂😂😂
February 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
10 gold stars to whoever did this 😂😂😂
Just like people without uteruses shouldn’t be making decisions regarding pregnancies, billionaires who don’t pay taxes shouldn’t be making decisions regarding what our government spends money on. #eattherich
February 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Just like people without uteruses shouldn’t be making decisions regarding pregnancies, billionaires who don’t pay taxes shouldn’t be making decisions regarding what our government spends money on. #eattherich
My first instinct is to say something abrasively snarky to all the lefties who wouldn’t vote for Harris, but I really don’t have it in me. This is horrible. My heart mourns for the people of Gaza.
February 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My first instinct is to say something abrasively snarky to all the lefties who wouldn’t vote for Harris, but I really don’t have it in me. This is horrible. My heart mourns for the people of Gaza.
This lame attempt at a pivot is so ridiculous…
1) “I’m willing to pay more…”
- No you’re not. You’ll buy the cheapest thing you can find, and you won’t think twice about it.
2) “paid a decent income”
- You support candidates who actively prevent workers from being paid a decent income right now.
1) “I’m willing to pay more…”
- No you’re not. You’ll buy the cheapest thing you can find, and you won’t think twice about it.
2) “paid a decent income”
- You support candidates who actively prevent workers from being paid a decent income right now.
February 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This lame attempt at a pivot is so ridiculous…
1) “I’m willing to pay more…”
- No you’re not. You’ll buy the cheapest thing you can find, and you won’t think twice about it.
2) “paid a decent income”
- You support candidates who actively prevent workers from being paid a decent income right now.
1) “I’m willing to pay more…”
- No you’re not. You’ll buy the cheapest thing you can find, and you won’t think twice about it.
2) “paid a decent income”
- You support candidates who actively prevent workers from being paid a decent income right now.
When people ask me why I would choose a waffle over a pancake…
February 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
When people ask me why I would choose a waffle over a pancake…
Chicken legs over the fire pit. Dinner is gonna slap tonight!
January 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Chicken legs over the fire pit. Dinner is gonna slap tonight!
I’ve lived in Florida my whole life, and I have to travel to Montreal next week for work. I’ve been up there before in the winter, but I’ve never experienced anything like this. I’m sure these temps aren’t that uncommon for many of you, but this swamp dweller is a bit…anxious. 🥶
January 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I’ve lived in Florida my whole life, and I have to travel to Montreal next week for work. I’ve been up there before in the winter, but I’ve never experienced anything like this. I’m sure these temps aren’t that uncommon for many of you, but this swamp dweller is a bit…anxious. 🥶
Ever notice how he never actually denies it???
January 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ever notice how he never actually denies it???
Am I the only one who wants to make Elon Musk a playable character in Mortal Kombat 1, but not give him any offensive or defensive moves? Just let Scorpion take care of what we all wish we could do.
January 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Am I the only one who wants to make Elon Musk a playable character in Mortal Kombat 1, but not give him any offensive or defensive moves? Just let Scorpion take care of what we all wish we could do.
Am I the only one who sees it?
January 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Am I the only one who sees it?
I couldn't help myself...
January 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I couldn't help myself...
The message was received. 😡
January 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The message was received. 😡