Introducing best new way to win arguement: "Shut up, Poop Mouth."

The majority of the music I listen to is pretty women singing about how pretty women are. My bisexuality is hanging on by a thread

My cat likes to sleep face down and it makes me anxious every single time but I've also been told by my partner I sleep the same way so really what I'm saying is I love my daughter

What is the cheese to pasta ratio that would still be considered Mac and cheese? Like, say you have a handful of little noodles in a pot of cheese. Is that still Mac and cheese or just cheese soup with some noodles?

Creepin'

Power move: Next time someone calls you pretty, demand they get descriptive.

Apparently "m'lord" isn't a super fun funky fresh pet name for your partner. My fucking bad 😤