For a second I thought Tim Minchin had released a range of kitchen items and I was very confused

I hear you, and I raise you Jonathan Ross vs Ruth Codd

It was Sam Campbell’s creation I believe

I know a tortoise that did…

Have you never met a sour horse, Hare?

That’s fair! And I understand where you’re coming from… after everything that happened in the Klopp/Pep years, I’ve been killed by hope too many times so like you, I’m deeply uncomfortable with the “favourites” tag haha. Just as long as Arsenal don’t win it 😅

You and Chris Waddle on the Chelsea boat lol

What a brilliant idea! I’m surprised no one has thought of it before. Meanwhile, I’m still waiting to hear back on my proposal to produce an exciting new TV show which focuses on people who live in urban areas and are looking to move to the countryside for an escape…