Ben Lardie
@benlardie.bsky.social
Artist, not a doctor, hotdog enthusiast
Do you ever just stop and think about all the flavours of liquid there are.
February 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Do you ever just stop and think about all the flavours of liquid there are.
Love that first fart in the morning
February 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Love that first fart in the morning
Did you know you can get small pizzas you don’t have to get large? Maybe one day I will try it. Anyways my tummy hurts.
February 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Did you know you can get small pizzas you don’t have to get large? Maybe one day I will try it. Anyways my tummy hurts.
I was once called a carpet muncher and that was the biggest compliment I’ve ever received.
February 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I was once called a carpet muncher and that was the biggest compliment I’ve ever received.
If you don’t have a bidet you don’t love yourself
June 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM
If you don’t have a bidet you don’t love yourself
It always makes me nervous when a business doesn’t have music playing.
February 25, 2024 at 1:53 AM
It always makes me nervous when a business doesn’t have music playing.
I feel lost. Maybe a dune popcorn bucket will fix everything.
February 25, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I feel lost. Maybe a dune popcorn bucket will fix everything.
Hungover waiting for a burrito. This is my life.
February 21, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Hungover waiting for a burrito. This is my life.
Been to the gym 3 times. Probably the fittest person on the planet.
January 20, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Been to the gym 3 times. Probably the fittest person on the planet.
The world doesn’t appreciate the bass enough. Musically not the fish.
January 7, 2024 at 7:10 AM
The world doesn’t appreciate the bass enough. Musically not the fish.
Threads is a weird place.
January 3, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Threads is a weird place.
Gonna take a nap at midnight and try and sleep through 2024.
December 31, 2023 at 9:18 PM
Gonna take a nap at midnight and try and sleep through 2024.
Just remembered it’s New Year’s Eve. Do clocks go ahead or behind I don’t remember?
December 31, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Just remembered it’s New Year’s Eve. Do clocks go ahead or behind I don’t remember?
The Iron Claw was written by head trauma.
December 30, 2023 at 4:49 AM
The Iron Claw was written by head trauma.
Go ahead. Let your fart out. You can blame it on me. But I will send you a bill. Can’t be taking the blame for free.
December 29, 2023 at 5:04 AM
Go ahead. Let your fart out. You can blame it on me. But I will send you a bill. Can’t be taking the blame for free.
I’m going back in time. Back to a better time. A time when Little Cesar’s had the Batman Calzone and everything was just easier.
December 27, 2023 at 5:44 AM
I’m going back in time. Back to a better time. A time when Little Cesar’s had the Batman Calzone and everything was just easier.
Still can’t believe how bad Rebel Moon is.
December 24, 2023 at 5:26 AM
Still can’t believe how bad Rebel Moon is.
It ain’t pretty but it’s a W #BillsMafia
December 24, 2023 at 4:00 AM
It ain’t pretty but it’s a W #BillsMafia
Is the #billsmafia on Bluesky? Are hashtags on Bluesky?
December 17, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Is the #billsmafia on Bluesky? Are hashtags on Bluesky?
Hungover. Send Popeyes.
December 8, 2023 at 6:36 PM
Hungover. Send Popeyes.
Buttery biscuits and I get lost.
November 25, 2023 at 6:27 PM
Buttery biscuits and I get lost.
Hope they add a trending section soon. Love be a good trending section.
November 21, 2023 at 3:05 AM
Hope they add a trending section soon. Love be a good trending section.
Having a very classic eat pasta for every meal Sunday.
November 19, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Having a very classic eat pasta for every meal Sunday.
Bored so I drew a friends dog on procreate.
November 19, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Bored so I drew a friends dog on procreate.