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Ben Lanza
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my Italian New Yorker fiancé watching me break pasta in half before boiling it
April 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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why does Benson Boone sound like a young RFK
May 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Hot take. The dire wolf stuff will not save species from dying. They still need the necessary environments to live/thrive and protection from us
April 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Confirmed Mtn Dew Game fuel is made for bodybuilding chads
April 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Wtf is a garter toss wtf man
April 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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(debate show voice) what Cory Booker did was impressive to be sure but he also has the benefit of a modern, fiber rich diet and caffei—
“modern record”… they’re statcast-era-ing it!
April 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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if you ever find yourself opposing the Quakers you’re a terrible person
Telegraph going after the Quakers
April 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is the 5th package since I moved that has been shipped to my old place even though my address has been updated correctly. Never using Shop again lol
April 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My ass just casually dropped the Castlevania SOTN line at work and it was legit a hit lmao
March 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The Temu fallout vault suit is calling to me like the green goblin mask
March 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Harley Davidson are my least favorite fashion trend atm.
March 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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just found out about a new kind of movie called a "ghibli" which is a kind of japanese cartoon about grass. i hope we can get computers to make as many of these as possible
March 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Hrngg I miss my wife colonel
March 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Like this post in 10 seconds or he’ll get you (repost to save others!!)
March 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Seeing Ethel Cain live under the full moon with my future wife legit changed my brain wiring
March 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Lakers espn coverage is so funny because it’s just a variation of “it’s so over” and “we’re so back” every couple weeks back and forth
March 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I’ll never understand the people that wanna change their partners and their interests. You’re basically killing the kid in your partner doing that (let alone seeing them happy is the best feeling)
March 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Mike Judge in an adult cartoon voice role I’m sat
March 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Seeing Unregistered Hypercam 2 back in the day on Godzilla amvs on YouTube is what radicalized me
March 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I can’t get over Brooke not knowing I was proposing today ehehehe
February 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I hate chunky loafers. I feel like a chunky sole ruins the purpose of a low profile slip on dress shoe
February 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Starting my Thursday with a political debate with my mom 🥰🥰🥰
February 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
TWO IN ONE DAY
February 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM