Paint a picture of dispair. Fastest wins. Your time starts when Alex blows his whistle.

Running a game of @gshowitt.bsky.social's Reverse Beastmaster tonight, raising funds for Limerick Animal Welfare... which feels right. Come watch some festive furballs get their wishes fulfilled ✨️🎅

If I was me now, shrunk to kid sized on the toyshow, Patrick would be saying "Now we know you love that lad who explains cryptic crosswords and you still don't get it", and I'd lose my little wordplay/definition mind #latelatetoyshow

Kippers for breakfast?! #latelatetoyshow

Christ Patrick, what are you doing?! There are Dads around the country who've held the line being staunchly against getting a family dog about to find a new best friend #LateLateToyShow

Listen Word for Web, I know you autosave work but you've traditionally fucked me over so many times that habitually tapping ctrl+s is a built in trauma reflex.