benjorbin
@benjorbin.bsky.social
interests: computers, coding, video games, guitar, and spooky stuff…but mostly just being silly 🤪
30-something he/him 🏳️🌈
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benjorbin
@benjorbin.bsky.social
· Nov 21
I’m starting to think the rapture isn’t gonna happen today 😞
September 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I’m starting to think the rapture isn’t gonna happen today 😞
idk i kinda hope the rapture does happen on tuesday
September 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
idk i kinda hope the rapture does happen on tuesday
Does anybody else’s forehead grease smell like crayons?
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Does anybody else’s forehead grease smell like crayons?
Sometimes my dirty clothes smell like rotisserie chicken.
September 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Sometimes my dirty clothes smell like rotisserie chicken.
Everything I’ve learned about myself has been completely against my will.
September 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Everything I’ve learned about myself has been completely against my will.
Was nobody gonna tell me what “gooning” actually meant?! You’ve been letting me say that for months!
September 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Was nobody gonna tell me what “gooning” actually meant?! You’ve been letting me say that for months!
Life might have its ups and downs, but at least my booty is thicc.
August 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Life might have its ups and downs, but at least my booty is thicc.
I think we can all agree that times were better when Pizza Hut restaurants actually looked like big red huts.
August 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I think we can all agree that times were better when Pizza Hut restaurants actually looked like big red huts.
I respect people who know how to hold a grudge.
August 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I respect people who know how to hold a grudge.
Someone within a 2 mile radius has McDonald’s french fries. I can smell them! 🤤
August 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Someone within a 2 mile radius has McDonald’s french fries. I can smell them! 🤤
You look like you were probably really into dinosaurs as a kid, and I mean that in the nicest way possible!
August 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
You look like you were probably really into dinosaurs as a kid, and I mean that in the nicest way possible!
Feeling kind of mangy today tbh
August 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Feeling kind of mangy today tbh
I’m gonna have an uncrustable for breakfast, I’m so excited!!
August 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I’m gonna have an uncrustable for breakfast, I’m so excited!!
I think we moved on too fast from those lollipops that would transmit music through your teeth.
August 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I think we moved on too fast from those lollipops that would transmit music through your teeth.
Bert Fuckbutt
(note to self)
(note to self)
August 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Bert Fuckbutt
(note to self)
(note to self)
Would you guys get mad if I did a crypto rug pull scam? 🥹👉👈
August 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Would you guys get mad if I did a crypto rug pull scam? 🥹👉👈
advertise your account with a gif
August 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
advertise your account with a gif
I bought so many sweet treats at the grocery store today! 🐷
July 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I bought so many sweet treats at the grocery store today! 🐷
The war with the ants rages on. Heavy casualties on both sides.
July 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The war with the ants rages on. Heavy casualties on both sides.
My jelly donut just nutted on me.
July 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My jelly donut just nutted on me.
ASMR: We’re trapped in an elevator, and I’m really gassy.
July 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
ASMR: We’re trapped in an elevator, and I’m really gassy.
The worst thing about getting old is that my knees make weird sounds when I’m twerking.
July 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The worst thing about getting old is that my knees make weird sounds when I’m twerking.
I hope all my lords, ladies, and theydies are goonmaxing on this fine evening!
July 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I hope all my lords, ladies, and theydies are goonmaxing on this fine evening!
PSA: If you’re eating watermelon with Tajín on it, put it into your mouth Tajín side down, or you will end up with Tajín in your lungs.
July 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
PSA: If you’re eating watermelon with Tajín on it, put it into your mouth Tajín side down, or you will end up with Tajín in your lungs.