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Delegate for Morocco looking absolutely fly, representing the UNHRC’s judge, jury AND executioner
September 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Delegate for Morocco looking absolutely fly, representing the UNHRC’s judge, jury AND executioner
RESCUED? Anthony flees from captors
September 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
RESCUED? Anthony flees from captors
“I’m a bit selective about McDonald’s”: Hostage crisis suddenly hit with a dose of ‘smash or pass’ foods
September 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
“I’m a bit selective about McDonald’s”: Hostage crisis suddenly hit with a dose of ‘smash or pass’ foods
“I’m not here for entertainment” says Anthony, contradicting his great sense of humour
September 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
“I’m not here for entertainment” says Anthony, contradicting his great sense of humour
“You took the wrong man!” Shocking revelation in ICJ hostage crisis
September 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
“You took the wrong man!” Shocking revelation in ICJ hostage crisis
“I would die for my country”: Anthony makes brazen claims, before breaking into the British national anthem
September 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
“I would die for my country”: Anthony makes brazen claims, before breaking into the British national anthem
Shoes of corruption: fashion of hostage takers stylish and comfy
September 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Shoes of corruption: fashion of hostage takers stylish and comfy
“Hurry up and rescue me you groinks”: Arrested diplomat Anthony makes his first statement from captivity
September 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
“Hurry up and rescue me you groinks”: Arrested diplomat Anthony makes his first statement from captivity
“That’s our rights” says New Zealand delegation, regarding their entitlement to pavlova
September 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
“That’s our rights” says New Zealand delegation, regarding their entitlement to pavlova
AND THAT’S A WRAP: Delegates finally realise what they’ve been eating for lunch as Conference winds down
September 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
AND THAT’S A WRAP: Delegates finally realise what they’ve been eating for lunch as Conference winds down
ICJ: China in deep water - but not in the South China Sea, court finds
September 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ICJ: China in deep water - but not in the South China Sea, court finds
HUMAN WRITES: scribbling and typing generate a productive ambience in UNHRC
September 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
HUMAN WRITES: scribbling and typing generate a productive ambience in UNHRC
TRAINing season’s over: Central African railway plans shot down by Sudan in secret note to BBC.
According to the note, trains are vessels for exploitation, and the continent should focus on its ports instead.
According to the note, trains are vessels for exploitation, and the continent should focus on its ports instead.
September 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
TRAINing season’s over: Central African railway plans shot down by Sudan in secret note to BBC.
According to the note, trains are vessels for exploitation, and the continent should focus on its ports instead.
According to the note, trains are vessels for exploitation, and the continent should focus on its ports instead.
BREAKING: Chicken crosses road, declines to comment
September 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
BREAKING: Chicken crosses road, declines to comment
Tanzania’s delegation fails to mention Freddie Mercury as one of their top global exports
September 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tanzania’s delegation fails to mention Freddie Mercury as one of their top global exports
Ironically, UNHRC delegate hiding from punishment now an Internally Displaced Person
September 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Ironically, UNHRC delegate hiding from punishment now an Internally Displaced Person
Philadelphia 76ers icon and 2001 NBA MVP Allen Iverson making valuable contributions to African Union debate with his ‘AI Overview’
September 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Philadelphia 76ers icon and 2001 NBA MVP Allen Iverson making valuable contributions to African Union debate with his ‘AI Overview’
Anxious wait for Sudan as African Union debates civil war peace resolutions
September 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Anxious wait for Sudan as African Union debates civil war peace resolutions
BREAKING: Philippines State Representative melts down in interview after being questioned about their ancestry.
September 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
BREAKING: Philippines State Representative melts down in interview after being questioned about their ancestry.
“They can vote now!?” Shocking revelations rock African Union as IPG implements voting rights.
September 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
“They can vote now!?” Shocking revelations rock African Union as IPG implements voting rights.
New study finds that Barnyard (2006) still holds up
September 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
New study finds that Barnyard (2006) still holds up
DEVELOPING SITUATION: Resolutions and amendments under debate in African Union.
September 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
DEVELOPING SITUATION: Resolutions and amendments under debate in African Union.
Sweden supports the UNHRC to lead human rights legislation, despite the relevance of IKEA to their HR goals.
UNHRC is debating the establishment of a governing body that provides countries with the pieces for HR protections and instructions for implementation, but apparently IKEA is “not suitable”
UNHRC is debating the establishment of a governing body that provides countries with the pieces for HR protections and instructions for implementation, but apparently IKEA is “not suitable”
September 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Sweden supports the UNHRC to lead human rights legislation, despite the relevance of IKEA to their HR goals.
UNHRC is debating the establishment of a governing body that provides countries with the pieces for HR protections and instructions for implementation, but apparently IKEA is “not suitable”
UNHRC is debating the establishment of a governing body that provides countries with the pieces for HR protections and instructions for implementation, but apparently IKEA is “not suitable”
September 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM