Benji, the Brewer 2🔵🟢🔴
@benjithebrewer.bsky.social
EDH deck brewer! (he/him) 🏳️🌈
#MTGFoundations and #MTGTarkir Ambassador
Creator of the Weird but Works panel at #MCChicago https://youtu.be/NkzlNbNt-0Y?si=3L6vztxi2guk1DaT
Here's my linktree!
https://linktr.ee/benjithebrewer
#MTGFoundations and #MTGTarkir Ambassador
Creator of the Weird but Works panel at #MCChicago https://youtu.be/NkzlNbNt-0Y?si=3L6vztxi2guk1DaT
Here's my linktree!
https://linktr.ee/benjithebrewer
I think you mean Obscura
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I think you mean Obscura
when he leaves and I can still smell his Colonnade on me
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
when he leaves and I can still smell his Colonnade on me
Those are my *pause* "I wouldn't have laughed at that either" moments
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Those are my *pause* "I wouldn't have laughed at that either" moments
Or whatever cardi b said
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Or whatever cardi b said
Better not to ask wie, better to do and die
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Better not to ask wie, better to do and die
Reposted by Benji, the Brewer 2🔵🟢🔴
"The Nine Wives You Meet in Heaven" by Benji T. Brewer
"So, it's about a cat?" -Rollingstone
"I think Mitch Albom is gon' sue somebody" -The NYT Best Seller List
"This joke got very complicated, very fast" -Spectacles in Blue
"So, it's about a cat?" -Rollingstone
"I think Mitch Albom is gon' sue somebody" -The NYT Best Seller List
"This joke got very complicated, very fast" -Spectacles in Blue
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"The Nine Wives You Meet in Heaven" by Benji T. Brewer
"So, it's about a cat?" -Rollingstone
"I think Mitch Albom is gon' sue somebody" -The NYT Best Seller List
"This joke got very complicated, very fast" -Spectacles in Blue
"So, it's about a cat?" -Rollingstone
"I think Mitch Albom is gon' sue somebody" -The NYT Best Seller List
"This joke got very complicated, very fast" -Spectacles in Blue
As much as I enjoy Metric, Brie Larson basically owns this song now lol.
But Monster Hospital?! Let's fucking goooo
But Monster Hospital?! Let's fucking goooo
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
As much as I enjoy Metric, Brie Larson basically owns this song now lol.
But Monster Hospital?! Let's fucking goooo
But Monster Hospital?! Let's fucking goooo
Gesundheit
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Gesundheit
He just wants to hewp you cawve your tuwkey
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
He just wants to hewp you cawve your tuwkey
And when he dies he moves onto the next?! What is this cult?
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
And when he dies he moves onto the next?! What is this cult?
This sounds like a hilarious premise for a reboot
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This sounds like a hilarious premise for a reboot
Thanks buddy. I hate my allergies...
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Thanks buddy. I hate my allergies...
I've been without my allergy meds for 2 days which so didn't help. ON STREAM I had to keep stepping away to blow my nose.
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I've been without my allergy meds for 2 days which so didn't help. ON STREAM I had to keep stepping away to blow my nose.
Sadly I had to cancel mid-stream due to health issues (I'm SO glad I didn't have my camera on for what happened) but both of my guests are lovely and will reschedule with me. Now to get my sinuses and this nosebleed under control...
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Sadly I had to cancel mid-stream due to health issues (I'm SO glad I didn't have my camera on for what happened) but both of my guests are lovely and will reschedule with me. Now to get my sinuses and this nosebleed under control...
Because I'm worth watching
*shampoo ad pose*
*shampoo ad pose*
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Because I'm worth watching
*shampoo ad pose*
*shampoo ad pose*