Ben Taylor
@benjihana.com
Native Texan. Dual Citizen 🇺🇸 🇮🇹. Wharton School '08 at Penn. Codify Roe. Comments are my own.
It's been bad in every direction tonight. I'd rather they just swallowed their whistle both ways than... this
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It's been bad in every direction tonight. I'd rather they just swallowed their whistle both ways than... this
We played Beirut at Penn. No paddles
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We played Beirut at Penn. No paddles
Bluesky advice Just like you like it
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Bluesky advice Just like you like it
I think they have a local burger chain called Whataburger
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I think they have a local burger chain called Whataburger
They'll never see it coming
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
They'll never see it coming
Get a bacon cheese and egg in Times Square!
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Get a bacon cheese and egg in Times Square!
My favorite part is to imagine the bullpen coach or the oldest guy on the roster just loafing it out there completely gassed
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My favorite part is to imagine the bullpen coach or the oldest guy on the roster just loafing it out there completely gassed
Are you actually watching the game? Where he stuck his hand at the ball on the pitch before? Or just shitposting
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Are you actually watching the game? Where he stuck his hand at the ball on the pitch before? Or just shitposting
FIFY, F it, let's run long distance gassers to stand around
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
FIFY, F it, let's run long distance gassers to stand around
What if we had the Jonas Brothers interview the pitchers between batters?
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What if we had the Jonas Brothers interview the pitchers between batters?
I love that this never dies (unlike Craig's victims)
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I love that this never dies (unlike Craig's victims)
This is a bit of a deep cut, but this was from Paul Ryan's Path to Prosperity when he was positioned as the "policy wonk".
October 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This is a bit of a deep cut, but this was from Paul Ryan's Path to Prosperity when he was positioned as the "policy wonk".
