Lovely stuff from the subs/ byline editors here so that ‘MAGA world heads left’ is the top line on mobile. Nice work.

Pretty cruel trick, guys.

I do like the implication all fascists have micro-penises though. Would explain a lot.

Matty Healy has a lot to answer for here.

Ministers coming out to bat for a Prime Minister, despite a critical error of judgement backing a crony, whilst wishing not to criticise radical right-wing groups. This could be five years’ ago. No wonder the charge ‘they are all the same’ cuts through.

Biggest issue of the day: the silence coming out of Number 10, other than Twitter posts about immigration, despite the owner of said platform inciting the overthrow of the government at a violent rally yesterday.

You have power to do this, Kevin. Introduce a private members bill. Get support from the PLP. The vast majority of the country cannot understand why the government is paralysed here. We want action. This is the change we want.

When Ted Heath sacked Enoch Powell he was acting in the face of a majority in favour. Harold Wilson backed him up and called the speech “evil”. Long past time for Keir and Kemi to do the same.

This is to buy the whole city, right? Still no.

You’ve heard of wally with a brolly? Meet sacked with a Filofax.

Feels like someone needs to tell Gerard Butler he’s got a new trilogy to film.

Watching a 'genius' reaching a high-school level of understanding of what party politics is in real time.

But has he ever thrown a shoe over a pub?

Feels a no brainer to have him Rice and Bellingham as the midfield 3. So cannot wait for Jordan Henderson to lead us out in the group stages of the World Cup.

Individually caring about the wellbeing of others = Good Christian Values

Caring about a society which looks after the wellbeing of others = Sinister Socialism

Cannot help but think you missed an opportunity to turn that cloud into his profile with big hair.