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Benjamin Tolen
@benjamintolen.bsky.social
Husband, Father, Author of "Merged By Magic".
My cats is not picky, she just know likes to see all her options before she chooses.
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
@johnmcauliff.bsky.social I got this text from I assume is your opponent. Nice of them to campaign for you and show how off the rails they are at the same time.

Get out and vote everyone!
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My cat is unimpressed.
October 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Thanks to everyone who entered the giveaway for my book, and to those who, amid everything going on in the world, marked it as “Want to Read.” I hope everyone who won a free copy enjoys it, here at the end of all things.
September 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
No new pics, where are you mentally?
September 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My cat is not impressed.
September 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
A photo you took that brings you inner peace
August 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Want a free copy of my book?
Giveaway dates: August 15 – September 13, 2025
100 copies available
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent...
August 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
August 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
#meme
It's summer and I am feeling this right now. Unfortunately I am in America...
August 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I now personally know 3 U.S. citizens who have relocated their families out of the country. Why? See chart below.
July 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ask me how I know my wife is in the bathroom.
July 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
How it started... How’s it going?
July 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My wife texted me this to explain why she was missing her appointments today.
I thought that was perfectly reasonable.
July 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
July 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My takeaway: 43% of the white men polled are assholes and just mad they can’t say every ridiculous thing that pops into their heads at work without facing any consequences.
June 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Happy #caturday!
June 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
June 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
June 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
They’re going through the checklist, with only a few boxes left to solidify their power.
June 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Agreed, all part of the plan.
June 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Spend time today digging through old photos and came across my album from a trip to the ancient ruins of Palmyra, Syria in the late 1980s. Thinking about the destruction that’s happened over the past few decades made me reflect on everything happening in the world today. That didn't help my mood...
June 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It's all part of the playbook. Resist however you can.
June 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It's going to be a long summer.
June 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I fear this maybe a long summer.
June 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM