Disgusting, offensive, puking, throwing up, weeping, gnashing my teeth

3rd and 6. Lukas Van Ness (90) gets the interior alignment with Gary and Parsons on the outside.

Van Ness puts Mahogany on skates while Parsons long-arms Sewell into Goff's lap. Gary cleans up.

Thought Justin Fields did a great job avoiding negatives.

Great pocket management here: two hands on ball the whole way, doesn't run into the Heyward contain, patiently finds an alley, good throw on move.

As an aside: look at the recovery athleticism on Fashanu (74). Wheew.

Best Herbert throw of the day wasn't caught. 95% of QBs are taking the RB swing here with a sinking corner clearly underneath the sail route.

Herbert simply doesn't give a hoot. CB is so stunned he throws it he double-takes. Perfect ball.

My algorithm just gave me Leonard “Big Cat” Williams doing houseplant watering tips?

Some of Caleb's misses are just confusing, terrible throws.

But I'm mostly posting this b/c of how cleanly Brian Branch cuts the crosser to the top of the screen, and Terrion Arnold does a nice job replacing him as a rat. Very aesthetic.

I forgot how viscerally painful watching the Bears 2024 offense was.

Watch DJ Moore time up his motion/acceleration with the snap. Awful!