Forget noise-cancelling headphones – I want Christmas-music-cancelling headphones.

Neither the Captain and Tennille nor Barry Manilow wrote the song “I Write the Songs”.

Preparing for football this weekend by rewatching Bud Bowl I.

I need to ask my dance teacher if she’s ever danced into the danger zone when the dancer becomes the dance.

Earlier this month I had to travel to Iowa. I learned that in the Hawkeye State, Kwik Trip stores are called “Kwik Star”.

Iowa is like Shelbyville: Iowa is so much like Minnesota, but weirder and worse.

Drew Pearson pushed off.