Benji
@benjaminkitchens.bsky.social
Humor, gay stuff, board games, a cappella, drag race, theatre, tv & film, travel
“New Year’s Day might affect these hours” yeah google that’s why I looked it up
January 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
“New Year’s Day might affect these hours” yeah google that’s why I looked it up
Can whoever bites my nails until they bleed while I’m asleep PLEASE stop?!
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Can whoever bites my nails until they bleed while I’m asleep PLEASE stop?!
The few pages in Catching Fire describing Haymitch's games always fascinated me, and in tenth grade, I even started a fanfic about it. I just finished Sunrise on the Reaping, and I decided to look back at my high school fanfic, and I saw that the character Silka I had named "Silva" 🤯
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The few pages in Catching Fire describing Haymitch's games always fascinated me, and in tenth grade, I even started a fanfic about it. I just finished Sunrise on the Reaping, and I decided to look back at my high school fanfic, and I saw that the character Silka I had named "Silva" 🤯
Your runway for this episode of Drag Bake Race Off must include a sickening Prue-veal from a humble Cornish pasty to a showstopping frangipane tart. Bakers, start your ovens, and may the best pâtissière extraordinaire win!
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Your runway for this episode of Drag Bake Race Off must include a sickening Prue-veal from a humble Cornish pasty to a showstopping frangipane tart. Bakers, start your ovens, and may the best pâtissière extraordinaire win!
Brb getting my nails done to close on my house. Gotta be ready for all those keys-in-hand pics. 💅
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Brb getting my nails done to close on my house. Gotta be ready for all those keys-in-hand pics. 💅
It's that time of year again, folks! Just threatened to cancel my NYT subscription so they'd let me keep paying $4/month instead of $25/month.
October 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It's that time of year again, folks! Just threatened to cancel my NYT subscription so they'd let me keep paying $4/month instead of $25/month.
Me working the petting pool at an aquarium: go ahead, kid. Touch a fish. I won’t tell anyone 😉
October 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me working the petting pool at an aquarium: go ahead, kid. Touch a fish. I won’t tell anyone 😉
Hear me out: big brother but it’s all drag queens
September 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hear me out: big brother but it’s all drag queens
I think way too often about that New Jersey woman whose license plate was L84ANL
September 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I think way too often about that New Jersey woman whose license plate was L84ANL
I'm in shock. It turns out my beloved high school geometry teacher was a republican this whole time 🤯
September 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I'm in shock. It turns out my beloved high school geometry teacher was a republican this whole time 🤯
BB Comics is 100% the best veto comp. Like why even go on big brother if you don't get to compete in that one.
September 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
BB Comics is 100% the best veto comp. Like why even go on big brother if you don't get to compete in that one.
To whatever pervert designed those ceiling boob lights: WHY did you give them a nipple???
August 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
To whatever pervert designed those ceiling boob lights: WHY did you give them a nipple???
Gate agent keeps loudly repeating “we are boarding one by one. One by one” because people weren’t waiting at the red line and I thought about crossing the red line so she’d say it again
August 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Gate agent keeps loudly repeating “we are boarding one by one. One by one” because people weren’t waiting at the red line and I thought about crossing the red line so she’d say it again
I swear that song from kpop demon hunters gets a half step higher every time it comes across my fyp
August 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I swear that song from kpop demon hunters gets a half step higher every time it comes across my fyp
Do I have to turn off the texting feature that makes the first letter capital if I want people to think I’m gen z???
July 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Do I have to turn off the texting feature that makes the first letter capital if I want people to think I’m gen z???
Fuck what Michelle Visage thinks, I’m ready for night of 1000 Marie Antionettes
June 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Fuck what Michelle Visage thinks, I’m ready for night of 1000 Marie Antionettes
I have one friend I can’t share candy with because she will eat all of exactly one flavor and that is unacceptable
June 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I have one friend I can’t share candy with because she will eat all of exactly one flavor and that is unacceptable
WHEN will someone make me glasses than can ping like my AirPods when I need to find them
June 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
WHEN will someone make me glasses than can ping like my AirPods when I need to find them
“I lived it”: local 30 year old boy tries shaving only with the grain, foregoing a baby-smooth face in the name of “skincare”
June 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“I lived it”: local 30 year old boy tries shaving only with the grain, foregoing a baby-smooth face in the name of “skincare”
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tony Award?
June 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tony Award?
I love supporting Pride events in my city. I get to go to all my favorite places and they’re more crowded and worse.
June 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I love supporting Pride events in my city. I get to go to all my favorite places and they’re more crowded and worse.
The LGBTQIAM+ community (I added Apple Music users)
June 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The LGBTQIAM+ community (I added Apple Music users)
Put a finger down if you ever dreamed your family would move to Boston so you could try to be on Zoom and/or Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman
June 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Put a finger down if you ever dreamed your family would move to Boston so you could try to be on Zoom and/or Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman
I would totally have AMC A-List if every single AMC weren’t disgusting, understaffed, and generally in disarray
June 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I would totally have AMC A-List if every single AMC weren’t disgusting, understaffed, and generally in disarray
Who I think deserves the Tony: Operation Mincemeat
Who I think will win the Tony: Maybe Happy Ending
Who I think will win the Tony: Maybe Happy Ending
May 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Who I think deserves the Tony: Operation Mincemeat
Who I think will win the Tony: Maybe Happy Ending
Who I think will win the Tony: Maybe Happy Ending