Had "caddilac" insurance plan once upon a time. Non-pro sports. Still had to swim upstream to get an MRI on a shoulder labrum to inform treatment options + decisions. Dad w/ congestive heart failure+ has had two in the last year.

What, ChatGPT couldn't give you the answer?

Biden actually died. They took his head and sent it up into space on a rocket and now lasers installed in his eyes are targeting cattle. Soros funded the whole thing.

"fuck aesthetics and the environment, we graduated from high school!"

need a visual?

Incoming: The Dumbest Generation

Unless we stop it

burn more money, emit more co2 and help hasten global warming + ocean acidification

at least you didn't mistake it for chest pain and wind up at a cadiologist who then told you you need a yoga instructor not a cardiologist... right... ask me how i know... wait no don't

ok rando good luck

C'mon now, its just a little blending of family and governance

I've only been twice but in February and November and yes, patience seems to be key for those moments in the highlands