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Benjamin Getenet
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Psychologue clinicien du travail
⭐ Thérapie intégrative | En ligne 🖥️ www.benjamingetenet.fr
🧠 Anxiété, phobies, burnout, ...
🧭 CBT, DBT ACT,..
✏️ Collaboration avec @theartchemists.com
🎥 Créateur chez Les Testeurs de Bancs
C'était tellement le binz dans la cour du collège avec les magic 😂
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ah mais ça c'est bien trop cool ! Merci Doc 👌👌 !
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
A aucun moment on à parlé de taxer la valeur de l'entreprise ...
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I thought so too, and it seems that this nonsense has been commonplace for several years now...
October 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
And the most dangerous part?
It works — not on the coffee, but on the audience.
☕️🔬✨
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Behind the foam lies the real issue:
The colonization of scientific language by emotional marketing.
Selling sensations dressed up as science.
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Soon we’ll see “vibrated” tea, wine, oat milk — maybe even anti-aging water.
Because if it works for espresso, why not for life itself?
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is how pseudo-science spreads:
a) turn a show performance into “proof,”
b) make it emotionally compelling,
c) repeat it through influencers until it becomes “common sense.”
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
In other words: faith wrapped in lab talk.
What once defined specialty coffee — rigor, transparency, measurement — is now diluted by new-age marketing.
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It’s textbook pseudo-science:

- Vague jargon (“energy field,” “molecular dynamics”)

- Anecdotal evidence (“we tasted the difference”)

- Misused metrics (ORP = “proof”)

- Argument from authority (“champions use it”)

- Post-hoc reasoning (“we don’t know why, but it works!”)
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Example from Apax Lab, a water-mineralization company partnering with Waved:

“When water is exposed to controlled energy, its hydrogen-bond network changes, making it more efficient and sweeter.”
No data. No reproducible protocol. Just vibes.
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
After the victory, the brand instantly capitalized:
“If it wins in competition, it must be true.”
Cue a marketing avalanche — influencers, roasters, and brands now repeat the story without ever questioning its scientific basis.
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The company behind it: Waved
Their promise? “Better beverages through electromagnetic waves.”
Their product: a “Wavemaker” that emits low-frequency EM fields to make water more “dynamic.”
Their vocabulary: pure quantum wellness.
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Tiens je suis en train de regarder ça 🤣🤑 : youtu.be/4VI0Rjmvof8
POURQUOI GABRIEL ZUCMAN FAIT PEUR AUX ULTRA RICHES
YouTube video by BLAST, Le souffle de l'info
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
And you're right, it's mainly the storytelling and the high quality of the coffee that counts...
October 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM