Love the stall and love seeing you thriving and having fun ❤️

And to those who got away with doing little to nothing while riding the streaming wave—we see you. We’ll call you out, and trust me, we all remember.

Learn how to load a photocopier.

Before you call me out, it’s not my fault people thought this was all permanent. This is my third cycle, which makes me solidly mid-to-old guard now. If you know, you know—and you’ll keep going. But if you want to survive, don’t snub Bands 1–3, because the 4s aren’t taking on any more Homers

As someone who’s recently downsized, Box was not on my radar when getting my new wardrobe, far better options and far more flattering

Thought about throwing my work into the reel for a shot at engagement, but it’s owned by a production company that barely promotes it themselves. If my three-year-old beer can design outshone them, I’d probably get hit with a cease-and-desist faster than I could crack open a cold one!

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Still have the OG Gurpler

So proud of you dude!