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Ben Poole
@benjaminbump.bsky.social
Freelance writer. American Studies Leicester uni/ODU grad. Suede-listening, cake-baking, cake-eating, Everton-suffering soul. 🧑‍💻🚶🪴🧀🍰🫖🍷🏈⚽️🏏🎟️🚂📱
I remember at school, we did grass skiing while on a trip away, and the tip from the instructor was to “stop before you reach the cliff edge” 😅
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Cello there!
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
No, that must have been you openly weeping during Broken Biscuits, not me 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Was this compiled by the Emmy Awards people who keep giving THE BEAR the Best Comedy award?! Madness.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“running a little behind” 🧐
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Love this sentiment
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The audience did dip when I said “I live in a house, I stupid as a mouse” 🤔 😂
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Very much so 😃
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Let’s go Team Carters! Please look deeply into winning 🏆
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM