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Benjamin Bretz
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I’d planned on only posting zen and mindfulness stuff here but that sure as hell didn’t take off so.

Who are you
I wish I had had my shit together to enjoy them more. But, what do you do.
April 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Haven’t deleted this yet it still has purpose in this world
March 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
😐
March 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Not great.
February 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Thanks! I think we’ll be OK. If not then uh. I’ll find out!
February 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ask me again after Thursday morning. We are having an all-hands meeting at work and we’re all federal contractors. Now, since we’re contractors and not direct federal employees, and since we work in the energy field, things might not be too bad but none of us are feeling very relaxed right now.
February 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
me in 2020: these are the sources I have decided to trust

me now: this is my favorite pillow to cry in
February 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I mean my insurance would end up paying out the same in either scenario
February 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
And for the record no I do not want my hair restored. It was crappy hair and I have a fantastic skull.
January 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Thanks this has been my tweet for the month
January 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Hey anything that gets me away from the upcoming time change I’m in
January 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’ve been wondering if I should pull the trigger on that game; almost did last night but Star Wars: Outlaws was on sale
December 17, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I may just try a quarter dose of hydroxyzine. I usually reserve it for knocking myself out for 11 hours but. It’ll be an ADVENTURE
December 6, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I hyperventilate every time I have to speak online to more than 5 people. Even if my camera’s off.
December 5, 2024 at 7:36 PM