Rich white NIMBYs in Annapolis quoting John Lewis to fight a bill that will rezone 840 lots currently zoned single family home only to allow for construction of duplexes (aka build more missing middle housing) is *chef’s kiss*.

A judge walks out of his courtroom, laughing. A colleague asks, "What’re you laughing about?"
”I just heard a great joke about Charlie Kirk,” the judge says, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes.
"A joke about Charlie Kirk? Tell me!"
"Are you crazy? I just shipped a man to CECOT for that joke!"

White collar federal employees long for the mines

“As those imperfect geniuses wrote in our Declaration of Independence, ‘we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.’ Now is the time. It’s not left or right: it’s right or wrong. Let’s get into good trouble.

Madam President, I yield the floor.”

[paraphrased]

Nurgle cultists won!

Boiling everything you hate down to a word is what the Nazis did. “DEI” and “gender ideology” are the new “Jewish”, and “Marxist” hasn’t changed at all.

From my lips to Stephen Colbert‘s ear, how do we get Bishop Budde on The Late Show?

tfw you find out the priest you’re chatting with is Anglo Catholic

Blackadder ITC is the Comic Sans of maritime reenactors

COMING THIS SPRING ON BBC2: Peter Ginn, Alex Langlands, & Ruth Goodman travel back in time to see something nasty in the woodshed in COLD COMFORT HISTORIC FARM.

(I wish)

There is an ancient Internet argument that asks if you would rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses, and this piece of gelt begs the question of would you rather eat a dozen normal sized pieces of gelt or one massive piece of gelt. Reader, I chose THE GIANT PIECE OF GELT.

The thing about the incoming administration being full of grifters who want to destroy the federal government is that now being a patriot who believes in serving your country is for liberal cucks

The last time I used Twitter I texted 40404 with my dumb phone, so this is going to be a wild ride for me.