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Benjamin Ahr Harrison
@benjaminahr.mobi
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Star Trek podcast host @greatesttrek.com, fart joke enjoyer, embarrassing dad, one half of a Star Wars character. E-40 enthusiast. Tougher than a $3 steak. Benjaminahr.mobi

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This has got to be illegal or something.
An IMDB listing for the film "In a World..." in which Melissa Disney played a character named Melinda Chisney.
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Some multicolored children’s letter blocks spelling out the word CUNT against the background of a floral rug.
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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And just how in the fuck am I meant to scrape this crap off my new scraper?
A paint scraper with a badly removed sticker on the blade.
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Who is making these.
A Mamdani-style campaign sign reading “arms for hostages.”
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I love my son and I hate my three year old.
A notification on my smartwatch that says the environment is too loud because my three year old was screaming about some bullshit.
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Look at the new baby at the LA Zoo, @darthbluesky.bsky.social
A mommy orangutan holding her thumb sucking little baby.
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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You never see Star Trek podcasters get sponsorships like this.
A Rolex ad on the back of a magazine featuring a number of famous people and no Star Trek podcasters.
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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If previous experience is any indication, this appears to be a television program about seeking out new life and new civilizations.
An Apple TV listing for a program called The Last Frontier in which a white guy with a gun is standing in a snowy, mountainous environment looking all pissed and shit.
November 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
A paperback copy of the book Jewish Thrmes in Star Trek: Where No Rabbi Has Gone Before! by Rabbi Yonassan Gershom.
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Perhaps we should go back to the thing where the business world would take one look at this guy and be like “there is no way we are investing a cent in any idea this dipshit tries to sell.”
Seated next to a robot that looks like it titty fucked the uncanny valley is a long haired surf bro who looks like he burned one right before his big interview with the Wall Street Journal in order to launch his $20,000 home surveillance slave robot.
October 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I’ve heard of a brony. Is this a boney?
An inflatable Halloween yard decoration depicting a My Little Pony-coded unicorn skeleton with a hot pink mane.
October 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Crazy that they have never released drinkware based on this!
Dr Crusher drinking from a straw leading to Cmdr Riker’s temple.
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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My dream.
An Onion print edition headline reading “Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man” with an accompanying photo depicting water spraying out of a man’s sternum as he sits on the commode.
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
The USS Pasteur, a Star Trek ship with the same general design as the Enterprise, but the saucer section has been replaced with a sphere and brother, it is ugly.
October 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Showing my wife the great posts I did on Bluesky today
Wesley Crusher being forced to wear the addictive headset in the TMG episode The Game. Hands reach in from offscreen to prevent him from shutting his eyelids.
October 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Ken Burns’s Civil War 2

“My dearest Martha, the days are shortening and the atmosphere is as tense as it is cold. Amazon delivered an inflatable frog costume with extended battery for the long stretches we spend taunting our brothers and mortal enemies athwart the barricades of their ICE facility.”
One of the photos of the inflatable frog suit protester confronting ICE goons in Portland.
October 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Skyline is perfectly locked in.
Three reposts in a row of a skeet from Kimmy on the Radio reading “My fav headline from this year: and then there is a screenshot of the headline reading: ‘Hideo Kojima says he won't play the MGS 3 remake, mentions he knows loads of ways to kill people, doesn’t elaborate, leaves’”
October 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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My wife just said Lady Elaine Fairchilde looks like Murder She Wrote The Puppet. I am survived by her and my two lovely children. I am deceased.
The Lady Elaine puppet from the neighborhood of make-believe. Boomerang tumerang sumerang! Angela Lansbury in an episode of Murder She Wrote, sort of holding her arms in a puppet sort of way.
October 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I watch Star Trek for the deeply cerebral storytelling…
Captain Kirk wearing a blue and olive drab jumpsuit stands in a cave holding a three foot long rock shaped like a giant lumpy penis. A huge bald man in a padded robe searches for him in the background.
October 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Not too bad with a little spit shine on em.
Me and Jesse Thorn wearing tuxes standing inside a brio track in my living room.
October 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Who wore it better?
Bronson from Real Housewives of Salt Lake wearing an absurdly frilly magenta dress. The hand puppet plant from Star Trek TOS episode Charlie X. It is magenta and frilly just like Bronwyn’s dress.
October 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I may have gone too far with this. podshop.biz
A green tee shirt with the text “Greatest Trek” and a plant from the Star Trek episode Charlie X, which is a frilly pink hand puppet. The flower is making the thumb and forefinger loop gesture, and being penetrated by an index finger sleeved in a TOS lieutenants uniform.
October 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Tariffs getting out of control.
The chicken wings section of a menu board at Popeyes in which the price is listed as $99.99 no matter how many wings you get.
September 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Over on PodShop.biz we just launched over a dozen new items including some tees drawn by yours truly! Support @greatesttrek.com with every purchase!
A yellow tee shirt with the test Greatest Trek and the image of a TOS style phaser with a flag shooting out of it with the word “pew!” on it. A blue tee shirt featuring a Spock helmet like the one that was for some reason sold as a toy in the 60s but afaik never appeared on the show. It’s a white helmet with a visor and a rotating red light on the top. The name Spock has been replaced with Greatest Trek. A red tee shirt with the text Greatest Trek and a drawing of a TOS Communicator that has a pair of iPhone headphones plugged into it.
September 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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your favorite TNG character is you in the streets and your favorite DS9 character is you in the sheets
Lwaxana Troi played by Majel Barrett showing up nude to her wedding in Ten Forward on the Enterprise D. Her facial expression is wry and defiant. Lwaxana Troi talking to Odo on DS9. Her hair is an impressive coif of red curls and she is wearing a blue lacy dress.
September 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM