Ben Jackson
@benjackson.bsky.social
Writer, producer, teacher, dad. Savannah . MFA Emerson ‘23. The Beardiest. Co-host, Alyssa Milano: Sorry Not Sorry
Last week’s Substack post contains the porniest paragraph I've ever written and it’s not even a little bit about sex. Give it a read, won’t you?
open.substack.com/pub/benjacks...
open.substack.com/pub/benjacks...
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Last week’s Substack post contains the porniest paragraph I've ever written and it’s not even a little bit about sex. Give it a read, won’t you?
open.substack.com/pub/benjacks...
open.substack.com/pub/benjacks...
I just wish Dick Cheney was alive to see this. 😢
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I just wish Dick Cheney was alive to see this. 😢
Please let the rapture take them all. (Also, when I see pics like this I realize just how much weight I've lost in the last year. Holy moly!)
September 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Please let the rapture take them all. (Also, when I see pics like this I realize just how much weight I've lost in the last year. Holy moly!)
I'm seeing this "sit down wave" meme make the rounds suddenly. It is TERRIBLE advice. Sitting down will get people hurt. Silence is silence. It is not power.
Do not trust memes when you can't tell where they came from. Frankly, this one probably came from a police union #sitdownwave #nokings
Do not trust memes when you can't tell where they came from. Frankly, this one probably came from a police union #sitdownwave #nokings
June 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I'm seeing this "sit down wave" meme make the rounds suddenly. It is TERRIBLE advice. Sitting down will get people hurt. Silence is silence. It is not power.
Do not trust memes when you can't tell where they came from. Frankly, this one probably came from a police union #sitdownwave #nokings
Do not trust memes when you can't tell where they came from. Frankly, this one probably came from a police union #sitdownwave #nokings
It's been two weeks since I brought Blanche home. I sure won the adoption lottery.
May 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's been two weeks since I brought Blanche home. I sure won the adoption lottery.
I once had a catholic family member complain to my parents (I was in my THIRTIES) because of this image I made as the cover for a Christmas playlist.
They voted for Trump. Thrice.
So far they have been silent about the second pic.
They voted for Trump. Thrice.
So far they have been silent about the second pic.
May 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I once had a catholic family member complain to my parents (I was in my THIRTIES) because of this image I made as the cover for a Christmas playlist.
They voted for Trump. Thrice.
So far they have been silent about the second pic.
They voted for Trump. Thrice.
So far they have been silent about the second pic.
Say hi to Blanche. I adopted her today. 😍🐶
April 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Say hi to Blanche. I adopted her today. 😍🐶
These are from the Facebook page of Cody Balmer, the man who is accused of committing an arson attack on Gov. Shapiro and his family Saturday night.
April 14, 2025 at 9:42 AM
These are from the Facebook page of Cody Balmer, the man who is accused of committing an arson attack on Gov. Shapiro and his family Saturday night.
Donny Dow Drop strikes again.
April 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Donny Dow Drop strikes again.
I did not FA and I am so goddamn sick of F-ing O because so many idiots did.
April 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I did not FA and I am so goddamn sick of F-ing O because so many idiots did.
My word these people are dumb
March 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My word these people are dumb
This is what cowardice looks like. I've been a registered Democrat since 1993. I have voted in every election. And I am so sick of how feckless and weak the party has become that I am about ready to quit the party.
March 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is what cowardice looks like. I've been a registered Democrat since 1993. I have voted in every election. And I am so sick of how feckless and weak the party has become that I am about ready to quit the party.
Not for nothing but I've been thinking a lot about Nikolae Ceauşescu lately. Not sure why...
March 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Not for nothing but I've been thinking a lot about Nikolae Ceauşescu lately. Not sure why...
It was bound to happen again sometime. Glad that the vax is vaxxing and that I will have fewer symptoms because of it.
March 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It was bound to happen again sometime. Glad that the vax is vaxxing and that I will have fewer symptoms because of it.
Man, watching the MAGA turnips drain out because Zelenskyy didn't wear a suit to the Oval Office when this shit happened? I could puke.
February 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Man, watching the MAGA turnips drain out because Zelenskyy didn't wear a suit to the Oval Office when this shit happened? I could puke.
I do not match my zippy ebike's energy. 🤣
February 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I do not match my zippy ebike's energy. 🤣
Its a me! I'm here.
February 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Its a me! I'm here.
Si Trump est l'État, nous devons couper l'État
February 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Si Trump est l'État, nous devons couper l'État
Dinner for 2? In this economy? I think not.
February 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Dinner for 2? In this economy? I think not.
A lot of people ask why I block Meidas Touch, Occupy Democrats, and the like. It is because of stuff like this. They spread disinfo, and it's just as bad when our side does it.
Elon Musk is one of the worst humans. Elon Musk also never admitted that Trump's policies would "collapse" the economy.
Elon Musk is one of the worst humans. Elon Musk also never admitted that Trump's policies would "collapse" the economy.
February 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A lot of people ask why I block Meidas Touch, Occupy Democrats, and the like. It is because of stuff like this. They spread disinfo, and it's just as bad when our side does it.
Elon Musk is one of the worst humans. Elon Musk also never admitted that Trump's policies would "collapse" the economy.
Elon Musk is one of the worst humans. Elon Musk also never admitted that Trump's policies would "collapse" the economy.
🎵🎤 "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow, don't stop for it'll soon be here." 🎵🎶
January 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
🎵🎤 "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow, don't stop for it'll soon be here." 🎵🎶
See, this is why Grindr crashes whenever the Republicans are in town.
January 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
See, this is why Grindr crashes whenever the Republicans are in town.