And Starmer just carries on licking those stamps, convinced the nation will applaud when he finally finishes the sheet!

Labour have it all:

- 14 years of Tory failure

- Followed a series of dreadful governments that grew ever more hated

- Gigantic majority that lets them do anything they like

- Glittering box marked "Need an economic boost? Reverse Brexit!"

And yet they're managing to fritter everything away.

Spain and Italy just blocked the roaming plan. I thought EU countries had no sovereignty?

And the insidious part of it is that Reform can keep bouncing criticism back by saying "ok, what would YOU do instead?" as if it's a real choice between Reform's impossible-and-unworkable plan and something that can stand up to contact with reality.

Thus over-flattering Reform's ludicrous position.