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Did they have a minyan?
December 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
She’s toast
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Went to see “Don’t Look Now” on a date and ended up jumping at a scary part and ending up on the guy’s lap.
December 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Whoa Dave.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Are we sure this isn’t SNL cold open????
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
No wonder that Rubio always looks shell shocked.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You are a hero, Captain. He is not.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It’s over, Phillip.
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Mom? Can you pick me up early
from prom? I’m not having a good time.
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
So damn embarrassing
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Irony lives
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Oopsie
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’m bravely resisting temptation because I know where that last sleeve of those cookies are hiding.
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Too bad you’re not the kind of Leader that can hold your caucus together. Time to go, pal.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and a shocked look on her face .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and a shocked look on her face .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’m rubber, you’re glue
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
That’s fine, Mr President.
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
FIZZIES!
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
She didn’t deserve this the first week in office! Probably didn’t have “guiding a zombie” on her bingo card.
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Somewhere during the 9 th I said aloud that I’ve run out of WOWS.
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM