I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

AI’s climate impact isn’t just about data center energy, emissions & water. The debate overlooks rebound effects—where efficiency gains spur more consumption. The paradox was named by 19thC economist William Jevons who observed that more efficient coal use led to greater total coal consumption 🪨