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Ben
@benisyourhero.bsky.social
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He has much to think about
Spirit, a very cute and fat old man dog, casts his blind gaze over the expanse of Lake Michigan
July 26, 2023 at 3:31 PM
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Not sure why everyone hates on the cameos in The Flash, this looks pretty sick to me
A still from Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue, featuring Bugs Bunny, Pooh, Alf, Michelangelo (turtle), among others
July 17, 2023 at 11:22 PM
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There are memes on my phone I simply can’t explain. What did I mean by this? Is the Enterprise encountering Phoebe Bridgers in space, or is Picard just having Data out his favorite videos onscreen? You be the judge
July 12, 2023 at 6:54 AM
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same energy
July 10, 2023 at 4:23 PM
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“What do straight guys text each other about?”
July 9, 2023 at 5:05 PM
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One cool thing about being married is my wife bought me this
Les Miserables: The Manga, it looks badass as hell
July 9, 2023 at 5:56 AM
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ACAB but I could fix her
Detective Johnson from Rush Hour, lookin sexy and pointing a gun at me
July 9, 2023 at 5:25 AM
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July 9, 2023 at 4:48 AM
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July 9, 2023 at 4:46 AM
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July 9, 2023 at 4:45 AM
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July 9, 2023 at 4:44 AM
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July 9, 2023 at 4:43 AM
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July 9, 2023 at 4:42 AM
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July 9, 2023 at 4:40 AM
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July 9, 2023 at 4:40 AM
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Peter Parker making just the dumbest fucking face imaginable
July 9, 2023 at 4:31 AM
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Reskeet with your favorite meme you’ve ever made
July 9, 2023 at 3:36 AM
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Odo (as Douglass from Far Beyond the Stars) says “Benny, take a look at this.” Sisko (Benny Russell) looks at the mode spaceship and notices Douglass is making a circle with his hand below his waist, which means he gets to punch Benny in the arm. Benny says “shit.”
July 8, 2023 at 12:20 AM
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Say what you will about the Raimi Spider-Mans, no other villain in any other movie went out this hard
June 30, 2023 at 10:09 PM
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Yours is like the "expectation" version of my own personal home office "expectation vs reality" meme
June 29, 2023 at 5:28 PM
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Wojak Spock asks “who needs they whussy ate?” Whale says “omg me”
June 29, 2023 at 4:16 AM
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PICARD: I remember studying his career in school. The treaty of Alpha Cygnus Nine, the Coridan admission to the Federation, the Klingon Alliance. Picard continued: I met him once, many years ago, very briefly at his son's wedding. I can tell you that was quite a moment for a young lieutenant, standing in the presence of such history. Picard continued: I remember he spoke to me and I iust stood there grinning like an idiot. Riker: You? Tongue- tied? Picard: Indeed. How do you make small talk with someone whose son just married a humpback fucking whale?
June 29, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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A tweet from Spock reads: “Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non- consensual" "bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a Vulcan manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual 5:14 PM • 12/31/86 • Twitter for Android”
June 29, 2023 at 3:54 AM
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Douglas: “Easy Benny, calm down” Benny Russell: “you’re not listening to me, Douglass. A whale! Crazy son of a bitch fucked a whale!” Armin Shinmerman: “oh shit, respect”
June 29, 2023 at 3:51 AM
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Old Spock: “Khan, eh? Oh shit you’re gonna fuck that whale soon.” Young Spock: “what?” Old Spock faceapp smiles
June 29, 2023 at 3:47 AM