Benicio del Taurus™
@beniciodeltaurus.bsky.social
I'd rather be a crazy liberal than a Fascist Nazi.🖕to MAGA. 🏳️🌈 LGBTQ+ friendly. Tax the Churches!! Legalize marijuana!✌️✌️EAGLES!!🦅(Formerly Benicio del Taurus at that other place). Disabled, don't take away my benefits!!
Mine is too. Just the working phone is out.
January 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Mine is too. Just the working phone is out.
If the dude can’t pretend he’s Christian, there’s no way he could pretend anything.
January 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM
If the dude can’t pretend he’s Christian, there’s no way he could pretend anything.
Linda McMahon hasn’t known what it’s like to be a normal person in decades.
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Linda McMahon hasn’t known what it’s like to be a normal person in decades.
It’s like Chris hanging out at the job site in the Sopranos.
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
It’s like Chris hanging out at the job site in the Sopranos.
You came up short? Fuck you pay me.
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
You came up short? Fuck you pay me.
Keep eating those quarter pounders fat boy.
January 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Keep eating those quarter pounders fat boy.
I remember Trump saying he never exercises because he considers his body a battery. He thinks the more he exercises, the more his battery drains.
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I remember Trump saying he never exercises because he considers his body a battery. He thinks the more he exercises, the more his battery drains.
I see two , very white people.
December 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I see two , very white people.
He’s trying to pray away his erection.
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
He’s trying to pray away his erection.
I’m worried about my Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security. This guy is worried about people making fun of him. Fuck him all the way off.
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m worried about my Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security. This guy is worried about people making fun of him. Fuck him all the way off.
I thought this was a given? I knew he murdered him as soon as the news came out.
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I thought this was a given? I knew he murdered him as soon as the news came out.
Lol what a fucked up thing to be proud of.
December 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Lol what a fucked up thing to be proud of.
Mitch McConnell is getting rid of all hemp and CBD products. I wouldn’t be surprised if these guys got into McConnell’s ear to shut the other places down so people can drink their booze.
December 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Mitch McConnell is getting rid of all hemp and CBD products. I wouldn’t be surprised if these guys got into McConnell’s ear to shut the other places down so people can drink their booze.
I don’t remember him saying not all Somalians were bad, Trump specifically called out every Somalian and called him or her garbage.
December 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I don’t remember him saying not all Somalians were bad, Trump specifically called out every Somalian and called him or her garbage.
How do you abuse the fact that there’s one lizard out there that is the only kind of it species?
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
How do you abuse the fact that there’s one lizard out there that is the only kind of it species?
Her vagina is the size of the Grand Canyon.
December 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Her vagina is the size of the Grand Canyon.
I’m glad Biden told Lindsay to fuck off after he secretly tried to apologize for the stuff he said about him and his kid.
Fuck Lindsey Graham.
Fuck Lindsey Graham.
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’m glad Biden told Lindsay to fuck off after he secretly tried to apologize for the stuff he said about him and his kid.
Fuck Lindsey Graham.
Fuck Lindsey Graham.
He looks like when Don Imus shrunk from old age.
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
He looks like when Don Imus shrunk from old age.
Just in time for spring break. It’s Covid all over again.
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Just in time for spring break. It’s Covid all over again.
Yeah, it’s called Adderall and cocaine.
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yeah, it’s called Adderall and cocaine.
It’ll be the very last day of this administration, and they will still blame the last administration for something.
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’ll be the very last day of this administration, and they will still blame the last administration for something.
Looks more like Gregg Abbott in drag. Just look at that face.
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Looks more like Gregg Abbott in drag. Just look at that face.
The people who still show up to his rallies are the worst of the worst.
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The people who still show up to his rallies are the worst of the worst.
I say happy holidays just to fuck around with people.
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I say happy holidays just to fuck around with people.