I can't honestly say the horns is what stood out to me.

Alrighty here is the time lapse for this one now.

Who would ever move if they can afford not to. Moving sucks.
It took years of ubsolvable mold problems to get me to pack boxes last time.

Wow, this looks amazing!

This feels like vice signaling. They must know their supporters have never even heard of the Netherlands. They just want to let the world know they're heartless scumbags, cause that's what fascists admire.
I'm sorry America, and I hope you can get rid of these ghouls soon.

Ooh, glossy 🌟

I know it seems bad right now, but consider that there's other people in the world who have it way way better than you.
Like you can't even imagine how little your problem matters to them.
Puts it all into perspective, doesn't it.

This looks awesome!

Ooh, I know that struggle all too well. Nice job!

Fuck yeah! The oly person that deserves their riches is Nicolas Cage.

Totally. With 5 million I could make my absolute wildest dreams come true. Wouldn't really know how to spend a billion if I had to. Buy companies, I guess. Making more billions. And then what?

Or a bit more spam:

"Telegraph handsome young bachelors in your area!"
"Margarete has 9 children, but makes 5$ a week working from home. So could you!"
"Make your horse run twice as fast with this one weird trick."