Ben Hutchinson
@benhutch.bsky.social
I am at my stupidest when I am trying to be funny He/him
[talking about pooping]
But what about second breakfast? What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea?
But what about second breakfast? What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea?
June 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
[talking about pooping]
But what about second breakfast? What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea?
But what about second breakfast? What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea?
Personal rules for drinking while flying:
No brown liqueur. Makes my head spin.
No beer in the air, though I'll have one in the airport if I have an aisle seat. The needing to pee piece.
In the sky I'll go for coffee+bailey's if it's before 5pm, vodka cran, or red wine if I want to get sleepy.
No brown liqueur. Makes my head spin.
No beer in the air, though I'll have one in the airport if I have an aisle seat. The needing to pee piece.
In the sky I'll go for coffee+bailey's if it's before 5pm, vodka cran, or red wine if I want to get sleepy.
May 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Personal rules for drinking while flying:
No brown liqueur. Makes my head spin.
No beer in the air, though I'll have one in the airport if I have an aisle seat. The needing to pee piece.
In the sky I'll go for coffee+bailey's if it's before 5pm, vodka cran, or red wine if I want to get sleepy.
No brown liqueur. Makes my head spin.
No beer in the air, though I'll have one in the airport if I have an aisle seat. The needing to pee piece.
In the sky I'll go for coffee+bailey's if it's before 5pm, vodka cran, or red wine if I want to get sleepy.
Tired: "taking off now, text you when we land"
Wired: "if we go down it wasn't an accident"
Wired: "if we go down it wasn't an accident"
May 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Tired: "taking off now, text you when we land"
Wired: "if we go down it wasn't an accident"
Wired: "if we go down it wasn't an accident"
The number of calls in this Arkansas-St. John's is disgusting. Feels like NBA refereeing has left college in the dust. Maybe it'll be better in later rounds
March 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The number of calls in this Arkansas-St. John's is disgusting. Feels like NBA refereeing has left college in the dust. Maybe it'll be better in later rounds
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Every time you see someone powerful acting like a craven coward in the face of this authoritarian menace, let it stiffen your own spine. We are all we've got.
March 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Every time you see someone powerful acting like a craven coward in the face of this authoritarian menace, let it stiffen your own spine. We are all we've got.
MFA being down at work is the new Snow Day
February 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
MFA being down at work is the new Snow Day
Proud to report that at age 31 I have finally acquired a taste for raw onion
December 4, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Proud to report that at age 31 I have finally acquired a taste for raw onion
In these trying times, getting a filing cabinet has been a welcome boon to my mental health. Love organizing loose documents!
November 11, 2024 at 8:20 PM
In these trying times, getting a filing cabinet has been a welcome boon to my mental health. Love organizing loose documents!
Satchmo got me through some stuff this year, and the Talking Heads took it from there in the fall
November 29, 2023 at 4:34 PM
Satchmo got me through some stuff this year, and the Talking Heads took it from there in the fall
Ugh my beard is going white just as it was starting to get as full as I wanted
November 24, 2023 at 4:52 AM
Ugh my beard is going white just as it was starting to get as full as I wanted
Reposted by Ben Hutchinson
Apple suspended buying ads on X. So did Disney. IBM. Best Buy. Coca Cola. Chipotle. Ford. GM. Lionsgate. Macys. Meta. NBC. Paramount. Pfizer. Sony. Verizon. Warner Brothers. Volkswagen. United.
But who’s still buying ads on X? The ADL, under Jonathan Greenblatt’s instructions.
But who’s still buying ads on X? The ADL, under Jonathan Greenblatt’s instructions.
November 21, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Apple suspended buying ads on X. So did Disney. IBM. Best Buy. Coca Cola. Chipotle. Ford. GM. Lionsgate. Macys. Meta. NBC. Paramount. Pfizer. Sony. Verizon. Warner Brothers. Volkswagen. United.
But who’s still buying ads on X? The ADL, under Jonathan Greenblatt’s instructions.
But who’s still buying ads on X? The ADL, under Jonathan Greenblatt’s instructions.
Beautiful buildup to the United goal. Didn't think Wan-Bissaka had that touch in him
August 14, 2023 at 8:38 PM
Beautiful buildup to the United goal. Didn't think Wan-Bissaka had that touch in him
[me during the first episode of each season of righteous gemstones] OK this is funny but where's uncle baby billy
July 8, 2023 at 7:54 AM
[me during the first episode of each season of righteous gemstones] OK this is funny but where's uncle baby billy
US Rangers and the likes in westerns always have legendary scouts with them (just started #3 in Lonesome Dove). For once I want to see a gang of cowpokes with a horseshit tracker that can't find anything they're looking for. Think they're headed to Spokane but end up in the middle of Montanny.
July 7, 2023 at 12:03 AM
US Rangers and the likes in westerns always have legendary scouts with them (just started #3 in Lonesome Dove). For once I want to see a gang of cowpokes with a horseshit tracker that can't find anything they're looking for. Think they're headed to Spokane but end up in the middle of Montanny.
Tying a goldfish carton to my backpack like a neck pillow and carrying it around the airport
July 6, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Tying a goldfish carton to my backpack like a neck pillow and carrying it around the airport
Channeling the energy of the thousands, if not millions of couples who've done it in the bed of our honeymoon retreat bnb. Learned a new move in my sleep last night.
July 5, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Channeling the energy of the thousands, if not millions of couples who've done it in the bed of our honeymoon retreat bnb. Learned a new move in my sleep last night.
How leaving Twitter feels
July 4, 2023 at 9:34 PM
How leaving Twitter feels
I'm like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde if instead of there being a potion, Hyde starting coming out when Jekyll got too Sleepy
July 3, 2023 at 7:03 AM
I'm like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde if instead of there being a potion, Hyde starting coming out when Jekyll got too Sleepy