Benglesmith
@benglesmith.bsky.social
He/Him/They/Them (because we're literally all "theys" and "thems")
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Dad & Husband. Disney parks and Cruise fan. Tiki collector. One of those wacky liberals just trying to live my life.
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Dad & Husband. Disney parks and Cruise fan. Tiki collector. One of those wacky liberals just trying to live my life.
How many crochet stitches would a crocheted Stitch crochet if a crocheted Stitch could crochet stitches?
August 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
How many crochet stitches would a crocheted Stitch crochet if a crocheted Stitch could crochet stitches?
Ok, so I actually really liked the Snow White remake, but hear me out...
March 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ok, so I actually really liked the Snow White remake, but hear me out...
My Rotten Tomatoes review of the new Snow White movie 🧵
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The 1937 animated Snow White movie has always been a top favorite for me. It holds such a special place for me that it became the first movie I watched with my daughter.
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The 1937 animated Snow White movie has always been a top favorite for me. It holds such a special place for me that it became the first movie I watched with my daughter.
🧵1/7
March 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My Rotten Tomatoes review of the new Snow White movie 🧵
💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
The 1937 animated Snow White movie has always been a top favorite for me. It holds such a special place for me that it became the first movie I watched with my daughter.
🧵1/7
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The 1937 animated Snow White movie has always been a top favorite for me. It holds such a special place for me that it became the first movie I watched with my daughter.
🧵1/7
One of the smartest and most evil things Republicans have done is convince half the country that "entitlement" is a bad word. Social Security is something we are *quite literally* entitled to.
March 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
One of the smartest and most evil things Republicans have done is convince half the country that "entitlement" is a bad word. Social Security is something we are *quite literally* entitled to.
So I guess Facebook's policy to stop fact checking is somewhat conditional...
March 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
So I guess Facebook's policy to stop fact checking is somewhat conditional...
I also made a bread slice with peanut butter to complement the slice with jelly.
February 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I also made a bread slice with peanut butter to complement the slice with jelly.
Update: I made them but the jar of peanut butter looks more like a jar of mayonnaise so I remade it with a darker brown.
February 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Update: I made them but the jar of peanut butter looks more like a jar of mayonnaise so I remade it with a darker brown.
Btw, speaking of derpie dinos. One time I tried making Fred with glow-in-the-dark yarn and just completely forgot all the repeating rows in his body and he turned out like this. Now he hangs from my rear view mirror.
February 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Btw, speaking of derpie dinos. One time I tried making Fred with glow-in-the-dark yarn and just completely forgot all the repeating rows in his body and he turned out like this. Now he hangs from my rear view mirror.
My daughter and I are at #Disneyland spending some time on Main Street. We saw 2 horse trollies, 2 surry cars, 2 omnibuses and the fire engine out and about at the same time - and rode many of them. It's terrible that DCA is losing what little of this energy it has.
February 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My daughter and I are at #Disneyland spending some time on Main Street. We saw 2 horse trollies, 2 surry cars, 2 omnibuses and the fire engine out and about at the same time - and rode many of them. It's terrible that DCA is losing what little of this energy it has.
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
This is just about right.
This is just about right.
February 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
This is just about right.
This is just about right.
What's the alternative?
![Screen caps from Arrested Development.
Panel 1: Tobias, painted blue, saying "I'm afraid I just [re-blue] myself".
Panel 2: Micheal responds "There's gotta be a better way to say that."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ebjlq6ei6ggr3g7nyk6btj22/bafkreibad64sqocukreeh36so6kxkmdbpyippcjmrr6kyuaedxyp7eu6pi@jpeg)
January 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What's the alternative?
Fun fact: You can just share the viral political cartoon without making us read an article about it.
January 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Fun fact: You can just share the viral political cartoon without making us read an article about it.
But you have to consider that
January 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
But you have to consider that
How I arrived on Bluesky
January 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How I arrived on Bluesky
Dean Jones came to my church once. I was the only 16 year old (and possibly the only person at all) excited to get his autograph. I always had a bit of a crush on him in his younger days.
January 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Dean Jones came to my church once. I was the only 16 year old (and possibly the only person at all) excited to get his autograph. I always had a bit of a crush on him in his younger days.
Post a completely over the top performance
January 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Post a completely over the top performance
Post a completely over the top performance
January 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Post a completely over the top performance
Not to be dramatic, but...
#muppetvision
#muppetvision
January 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Not to be dramatic, but...
#muppetvision
#muppetvision
Did a double take because I thought this was a picture of our 1 year old pup, Gracey.
January 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Did a double take because I thought this was a picture of our 1 year old pup, Gracey.
@goodsuniteus.bsky.social just gave me some devastating news about my favorite grocery store chain that I've been shopping at almost exclusively for years...
January 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
@goodsuniteus.bsky.social just gave me some devastating news about my favorite grocery store chain that I've been shopping at almost exclusively for years...
