I still want them to go back to their classic all-cheese helms and hauberks. With modern refrigeration, they won't all perish from listeria now.

At long last, the Grand Ol' Pedophiles have finally gone full mask off.

If you don't like to peruse 600 lb gourds in person, you are missing out on one of life's great joys.

Ahh, I remember well the classic Confederate tactic of the bugles calling "Charge" and then they all vamoose in the opposite direction.

"...was rooted in neck-deep, aggressively stupid and unhinged diarrhea."

You're going full fascist state press again, Politico. We've chatted about this more than once. 😡

Trials? Instead we will likely get the Dr. Pepper & Taco Bell "Freedom Conversations w/ the Supreme Court" two hr special, hosted by Steve Bannon, Snoop Dogg and broadcast exclusively on CBS and Sinclair stations.

Au contraire, good sir. I saw Haydn's "Surprise Symphony" in London in '92 and he hit us with a legitimate brown note at the top of the second movement.

This is delightful and you have my thanks, but why all the lightning 🥵🥵🥵

It's a lovely portrait, but as you can see by my nonplussed visage, Duplessis wouldn't let me take my needed snuff breaks during the sitting.

My old, cantankerous nag Catherine's Bane, wherever he may be now, is smiling and breaking thunderous wind at this development.

A Mother's grief knows no bounds. 😥

In 1801 I tragically injured an orca calf while attempting to examine it, and the mother carried me on her nose for 3 weeks. She later disgustedly dumped me into a herd of elephant seals on Macquarie Island.

It's slightly embarrassing for Greg Abbott that he posted his White Supremacy stroke materials online for everyone to see.