you can not like the holiday while simultaneously not making everyone you know feel guilty about liking the holiday

(it should go without saying because we aren’t highschoolers around here but this isn’t about anyone i currently know. & obviously if you do hate it because of trauma you are valid)

leave me ALOOOOOOONE

twenty-five years old and working at a grocery store

i posted this in a bathroom stall and while typing it out i noticed a purple shopping bag in the corner next to a baby changing station that i am now fairly convinced is a bag of someone’s used diapers. retail everybody

did you just call it aldi’s………………………………………………………..

the other day somebody walked up to me and asked if we sold “the little alcohol bottles” and when i said “no we don’t sell shooters” and they walked away i immediately thought “the world would probably be a better place without you in it”

the episode where customers get parasocial with miserable retail workers