Benevolent Dictator
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Benevolent Dictator
@benevolentdictator.bsky.social
Holy shit, critical strike!
October 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Which one?
May 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It's an oligarchy AND a plutocracy, rule by the wealthy. They can be mutually exclusive, but never are.
April 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Based Marriott.
April 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I only know Gavin Newsom as the ultimate windsock. The guy has no plan or ideas. Status quo, change nothing. He'd get creamed in an election.
April 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You mean accountability? That's unlikely.
April 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
You are a f**kin' boss, Cory.
April 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The takeaway here is don't ever fuck Elon Musk.
April 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
He got the first part right.
March 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Those pesky Mexican cartels operating thousands of miles away to the north. Because that's so convenient!
March 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Not to sound like a Republican, but I don't think he will really do this. Just dangle it as a threat, forever.
March 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Leave it to the Europeans to actually bring some history to the conversation.
March 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I prefer eat shit and live.
March 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Here's that guy explaining this theory with visual aids:
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Oh the latter for sure. Donny could stroke out any minute now, but the cult will be around basically forever. They'll just follow some other fascist in a few years.
March 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
You're a good egg, Mark Hamill.
March 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Oh sweet summer child...
March 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Nor should it. (Figuratively, of course)
a man holding a knife next to another man that says practice
ALT: a man holding a knife next to another man that says practice
media.tenor.com
March 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
That is a very good point.
February 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Because a narcissist basically lacks imagination, and cannot imagine a person who *isn't* like they are.
February 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'll allow it.
February 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"Pizza beans"? What on god's green earth are "pizza beans"?

What's happening??
February 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Let's not count our chickens before they hatch, hmmm? Besides, one of the many, many things the MAGA turds are almost certainly doing is making sure to rig elections so Democrats won't actually win in the mid-terms.

For right-wingers, every accusation is a confession.
February 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The actor is great, but all those scenes are just the producers spinning plates.
January 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Is he though?
January 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM