Benedict Townsend
@benedicttown.bsky.social
Comedian, 350K on TikTok, and host of @scrolldeep.bsky.social. That’s tennis.
Twitter is a great place to see interactions so dumb you couldn’t even dream them
June 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Twitter is a great place to see interactions so dumb you couldn’t even dream them
heads up that if you do this, I will simply never remember my password again
May 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
heads up that if you do this, I will simply never remember my password again
I couldn't help myself and read an article from one of those right wing outrage comic book websites and this bit really cracked me up:
May 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I couldn't help myself and read an article from one of those right wing outrage comic book websites and this bit really cracked me up:
Back to work after a long weekend
April 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Back to work after a long weekend
this was the best Big Brother eye. No contest
April 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
this was the best Big Brother eye. No contest
BIG NEWS!! Introducing a podcast series about the rise and fall of Vine that I have been working on for YEARS 💥 I spoke to Viners, tech experts, a Vine founder - I left no stone unturned. The podcast feed is live NOW wherever you get your podcasts!!!
vine-six-seconds-that.captivate.fm/listen
vine-six-seconds-that.captivate.fm/listen
April 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
BIG NEWS!! Introducing a podcast series about the rise and fall of Vine that I have been working on for YEARS 💥 I spoke to Viners, tech experts, a Vine founder - I left no stone unturned. The podcast feed is live NOW wherever you get your podcasts!!!
vine-six-seconds-that.captivate.fm/listen
vine-six-seconds-that.captivate.fm/listen
This is like if you cooked up a video in a lab that I would hate the most, and YouTube's algorithm, which has years of my data, is still recommending it to me
April 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This is like if you cooked up a video in a lab that I would hate the most, and YouTube's algorithm, which has years of my data, is still recommending it to me
I like the accusation that she’s the one claiming it
March 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I like the accusation that she’s the one claiming it
Democrats have announced plans to write ‘boo’ on a piece of paper and mail it to the White House
March 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Democrats have announced plans to write ‘boo’ on a piece of paper and mail it to the White House
How your email finds me
March 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
How your email finds me
Citymapper is the only app that’s figured out how to put numbers on the iPhone keyboard and I’m always shocked everyone doesn’t do it
February 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Citymapper is the only app that’s figured out how to put numbers on the iPhone keyboard and I’m always shocked everyone doesn’t do it
This is the most important religious symbol to come out of the 21st century
January 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is the most important religious symbol to come out of the 21st century
Coming in early to suggest we refer to the lead character exclusively as ‘Tom Odyssey’
January 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Coming in early to suggest we refer to the lead character exclusively as ‘Tom Odyssey’
stand tall patriots
January 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
stand tall patriots
The second I see a TikTok comedy skit where an American is doing a ‘British accent’
December 31, 2024 at 6:16 PM
The second I see a TikTok comedy skit where an American is doing a ‘British accent’
Two movies that could swap titles and still make sense
December 26, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Two movies that could swap titles and still make sense
Suki says Merry Christmas say it back
December 25, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Suki says Merry Christmas say it back
This is a depiction of a deliberately excessive amount of security meant to contain a man with literal superpowers lol
December 19, 2024 at 9:18 PM
This is a depiction of a deliberately excessive amount of security meant to contain a man with literal superpowers lol
Brat Summer is over, it’s time for Evil Penguin Winter
December 14, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Brat Summer is over, it’s time for Evil Penguin Winter
You can add basic maths to the list of things that Google AI can’t do
December 14, 2024 at 10:23 AM
You can add basic maths to the list of things that Google AI can’t do
My family is holding space
December 10, 2024 at 4:38 PM
My family is holding space
