FWIW this blog entry is about Donald Rumsfeld, not the current Donald.

"So we're ridin on down the road in our Cross Country Journey of Inner Discovery and Of Course the American Dream when Donald Rumsfeld hits a moose..."

For maximum effect, read this story in the voice of Arlo Guthrie

Hi

Why are they taking it all the way to Florida instead of sinking it next to the Hooters boat?

You can try usaspending.gov, which can search grants (and contracts, too) by location. But note that many grant programs funded by the federal government are administered by states, so the website isn’t able to track that money beyond the state level

This is the winter we’ll make a Deeper ‘n Ever pie 🥔🥧