I have a weird thing where if my hands get wet for any reason, and I dry them off without putting on lotion, the skin of my fingers feels like it's made of old paper.
The sensation absolutely drives me insane until I moisturize.

Oof... I'm sorry buddy.

Yeah. It's like, "take your shot, tough guy" or "tell me a joke, chuckles"

Great, now I'm hungry

I do this all the time to talk with my Chinese coworkers at the restaurant.

Fuck you, it's not supposed to make money.

"That's exactly what Atilla the Hun said... but when he saw his mother, Niagara Falls.

Nice

Oof...
That's 12 points of psychic damage and he's stunned.

But... who will give The People their medicine, William Buttlicker?

Fuckn STEVE?

Leave it to a white guy named Cam to be completely oblivious to the fact he's been arm in arm with these people his whole life.

Yeah ok but at least we don't have to live upside down. 🤔

I don't usually play lotto or buy scratchers, but when the Powerball jackpot gets into the hundreds of millions, I will buy a half dozen tickets.

*shadowboxing*
"Step outside, you Nazi cow" 😆