Well for one thing you ignored every goddamned thing he said he’d do, dipshit. Pretending to clutch your pearls at this point won’t save you from history’s judgement, Dave.

Happy hibernation darth! See you in the new year 🍟

Hire a graphic designer for Pete’s sake we work cheap and ensure you’re not embarrassed - unless we want to embarrass you. (Though I wouldn’t work for that trash)

We advised our zoomer kids not to put up with corporate bullshit and to leave any job that felt abusive. You get one precious life and slaving for insatiable overlords who don’t give a shit about you shouldn’t be the center of it.

Not cringe! Toot that horn baby, it’s good to celebrate accomplishments 🎉

At 57, I’m about to be a college student (again!) hope to earn a degree in a subject I should’ve pursued the first time around. I may be a slow, rickety archaeologist one day, but I’ll be a happy one.

The Catcher in the Wheat

“His wife” has a name.

I’m trying to reduce plastics in similar ways - cooking, storing and reheating food in cast iron, glass or stainless steel, using wood cooking utensils - but it’s depressing that plastics are everywhere no matter what I do.

As a graphic designer I know anyone who sends me copy with double spacing after a periods used a typewriter and is therefore over 50. (I used a typewriter and am over 50.)

Wow Extra is so brown! Trying to match Bakey’s spots 🤭

Not typing in the first shot, looking at the camera in the second and reading notifications in the third -I’m not convinced. Seems like jr is admitting he writes them. Or helps.

Breakfast burrito at Lynn’s Paradise Cafe in Louisville KY. with a Bloody Mary, complete hangover cure