Bender
@benderlives.bsky.social
Yep, that’s not my face or my name. I’m a data scientist that works in NatSec, cybersecurity and software development for a quasi-government agency. Saying the shit I say could result in repercussions…so imma stay on the down low.
You know who actually won the 2024 election?
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
You know who actually won the 2024 election?
Because Shitter is 65% bots and bots don’t read signs or walk on sidewalks.
October 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Because Shitter is 65% bots and bots don’t read signs or walk on sidewalks.
Anyone one else tired of being right all the time?
September 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Anyone one else tired of being right all the time?
What was he saying as he got capped again? Oh yea…
September 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What was he saying as he got capped again? Oh yea…
Who the fuck knows anymore. Pollster must be cooking the books.
September 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Who the fuck knows anymore. Pollster must be cooking the books.
Found this at an art show. Couldn’t pass it up!
September 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Found this at an art show. Couldn’t pass it up!
Oh wow. Leon Musk said something and didn’t do it? That must be a first, right??
August 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Oh wow. Leon Musk said something and didn’t do it? That must be a first, right??
I got put on time out. I thought it was for this post, but Imgur’s it was another where I wished I’ll will on Nazis. Haha
August 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I got put on time out. I thought it was for this post, but Imgur’s it was another where I wished I’ll will on Nazis. Haha
Just refill it. Send Starship over there with a bunch of fuel. This shit is so easy!
August 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Just refill it. Send Starship over there with a bunch of fuel. This shit is so easy!
If you see this post an image that made you laugh…
June 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
If you see this post an image that made you laugh…