That's nap time.

Past his bed time.

Left-treatlerism is such a disease. They think there's some secret way to make Trump and Republicans maximally unpopular with no collateral damage for anyone who “doesn't deserve it,” and Democrats are only refusing to press the Win Forever button out of fecklessness and stupidity.

Give him a minute to fall asleep.

That was gonna be my answer too.

That'd be a bag you put the bag on someone's porch, light on fire, ring the bell, and run away.

Worm food.

LOL. Colonel Kilgore needs to be a whole lot fatter.

Needs Yakety Sax.

I feel like you're going to claim it wasn't Obama, but that's just your opinion.

(yes I'm kidding)

... but don't deserve.

"We could stand and fight, or we could go to lunch."

Would love to hear your thoughts on whether or not they had to declassify her as a sex offender to transfer her to Club Fed.

It was a joke. Conway got Grok to write it.

Someone trying to be the adult is all that separates us from going total Lord of the Flies? You never go full Lord of the Flies.

If you're running to be the guy in charge of the PD your views on law enforcement seem like a legit job interview question. It's also not really an either/or proposition. They can both be "on the spot."