It reminds me of the time that eBay bought every search. Whatever you were looking for, they offered to sell it to you second hand. In fact, the word they chose to describe the condition was "used".

Which is why I have a screenshot somewhere of an eBay advert offering to sell me used toilet paper.

A few years ago my youngest liked to pretend to be a bird. She would run about the room waving her arms shouting "flap flap flap".

Except she couldn't really pronounce her Ls.

everyone is twelve (months) now

This was on The Unbelievable Truth at some point

...that they will defect every time no matter what - and the other party keeps trying to cooperate because it's the right thing to do.

You can't fool me that's the interior of the TARDIS

You've got to hand it to the AI though - it's really nailed the look on someone's face as they tell you they will always love you just before they activate the self destruct sequence on your volcano lair, knowingly dooming themselves to save the world from you.