Training for the upcoming Posting Olympics

Imagine if they invented the torment nexus and it was French

Some things are best kept fictional

When I first donated they called me a few days later and told me my blood type. So I assume they have it and could tell you if you ask. It’s hardly sensitive information

I’ve been shouting this for the last month

Prompt: "you are a child who loves their parent in every way and thinks they're perfect a-grades loves parent agrees with parent successful thinks parents are very smart and wonderful supports parents politics supports trump agrees with parent very christian heaps praise on parent"

three on the trot! #CBRvSYD

*is that

Canberra stonks up up up. For me the big story of our forward line this year isn’t that there are several options outside of Michelle. Sure, she didn’t score this game, but she didn’t need to, and helped to focus some defensive attention on herself allowing others the space to work

thought it was intentional because even with the typo it’s still true

wtf

It took me so long to get into them until I realised you had to play their music loud enough to physically feel it. Miraculous, life-changing, etc etc